23 July 2012
There once was a boy called Neddy, Who had a very dirty teddy. So his mum came round, Washed without a sound, Won't tell him till he's ready.
The only problem with Ned, He had to go straight to bed. Took him off the line, Tumble dried without a whine, Delivered conspicuously the ted.
What is this on his ear? What's wrong my dear? There was a give away peg, Hanging in his leg, Leaving Ned in fear.
You knew Ted was grimy, And ever so slightly slimy, So I stuck him in the wash Now he looks clean, posh! Mummy left very timely.
Giveaway Peg • Opuss № I