8 September 2012
There was an old farmer called Joe, Who owned neither scythe nor hoe. He wasted away, Watched the Simpsons all day, Only pausing to say "Doe!"
Old Joe's wife was Cat. She was known to be rather fat. She ended her life, With her neck on a knife, Because her husband was a prat.
Cat and Joe had a daughter. From a home they bought her. She was mistaken for a pig, For like her mother she was big, And got sent away for slaughter.
Old Joe hadn't cried, When his family died. He just watched tv, On the bbc, Until mad and cross-eyed.
Old Joe's Disaster. • Opuss № I