10 June 2012
I was coming on the kitchen, and a heavenly sight I saw, There was a spoon on the table, and next to it some jam, How could I not eat it? So in my mouth went as much as I could cram.
My mother came in, and was quite at a loss, For there on the table was an empty jam jar! Fear took over me, so I ran out of sight, I ran and ran and ran afar.
I soon found myself in a strange little place With sugar on the floor and a spoon in hand. I stumbled across a bush, filled with nothing but jam, What strange and great things occurred in this land!
I ate my way to the exit, face sticky as soap To find a bunch of locals, hungry beyond belief! I realized I had eaten their jam, and apologized: "why I'm sorry to have given you grief!"
Suddenly I was back at home, Before me lay a full jam jar I avoided the poison, and left the building, And ran away speedily in the car.
The Dangers Of Jam • Opuss № I