28 October 2012
I know this perfect store, If you're looking for gore. The range is really delightful, The products terrifically frightful.
To begin your free trial, Walk down the frozen goods aisle. Then you take your pick, Of whatever makes you sick.
There's zombies and flesh eaters, Blood requirement seven litres. Or the popular undead pups, Who require just three blood cups.
The store's called undead 'r' us, And it doesn't need lots of fuss. They're really easy to keep, And conveniently rather cheap.
Unless they see blood, They're tame and quite good. The perfect house guest; Giving you lots of rest.
No terms and conditions apply, No return if they die. So come get yours today, Hurry, before they run away!
Zombies 'R' Us • Opuss № I