22 June 2012
Welcome to the number one shows!
Meet the hosts with the most!
Jeremy Kyle
Go on stage with his painted smile
Jerry Springer
Can't hide the laughs he will bring ya'
Or Maury
He loves playing judge and jury!
So many other hosts Guest like spit roasts, They can give you more Show you the door, DNA tests As the comedian jests.
'Talk to me I'll make the world see, How messed up you are Five minute fame will make you go far I'm perfect and great someone No one in society will ever hate.'
They can tell you how to act Behave and how to react, Because lets face it There perfectly full of s**t! Because they don't lie Their perfect so no need to try.
They don't take drugs They don't do crime or thugs, Don't gamble, there far too rich They don't curse or say bad words like b***h, Welcome to Britain's number one shows! Where stardoms the key, cameras glow!
Welcome to the number one shows! The talk show hosts with the most! That boast! Let's give them a toast! Cheers for their guest spit roasts!
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