David Cameron

Nobody likes you David,
Let's shoot down your fake crown,
That you stole from royalty.

Does the Queen even like you?
Is she the boss or rather you?
I can't make sense of who's in control!

Tell me what's going on inside your head,
Tell me your secrets,
Cos' their safe in my head.
Just not in my mouth...

Do you even like the Queen?
Do you even care about me and my family?
What about everyone else?
Are they the bottom of the pile once again?

Remember,
It was you who spent £13,000 on redecorating your home.

Your tiny home with the little black door,
Is it big?
Is it small?
Is it posh?
Is it not?
I bet you love it cos' everything you have is our tax money.

And once your over and done,
I promise you,
David,
No-one will give a damn.