Soooo True
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well..
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loomey2011
Paul - aka -monkey - prince Harry!! 32, love life and always trying to get there!!!!! Come follow me on my journey, guarantee it will make u smile!
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Boys Will Be Boys!
My girlfriend said I’m too immature and if I don’t grow up it’s going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect..
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Today 33 Years Ago!
Paul loome, est' 03.08.1979!.
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Untitled
Take the pitch Take the water Take the track and field, Take the fan mail.take the online wedding proposals and tabloid hysteria....... Take the upset.
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Guidance Pt 2
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died..
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Guidance For Today!!!!!!
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. Have a good day people and drive careful P x.
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Fail!
Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?.
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Ooops!
It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.
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Please, Please, Please!
No witty or funny poem, just please follow me if u like my input!!.
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Not the Best Response!
Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?" :/ Welcome to England 2012!.
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Pillow Worker?
I'm sure when I fall asleep my pillow turns into a hair stylist - always such mad designs in the morning!.
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No Regrets
To the person reading this, Your amazing don't forget that, if ur having a bad run of it remember ........... Even in the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. I hope everyone has a great weekend!!.
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News Flash!
Breaking news......... Big yellow thing seen in the sky over England, locals are all out looking, wondering what it could be!!!!!!!!!!.
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Hello!
@indiasparrow Morning!.
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Panic!!!!
I rang babestation last night, the girl answered and said "hi, what can I do for you...?", "fucking hide" I said, "I've lost the remote and my bird is coming down the stairs!".
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Strange?
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?.
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Thank You
@mummy111 Thank you for ur input everyone needs a mummy in there life ;).
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Hello
Hey all, how's everyone?.
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Rain
Ok please excuse my language.......... Fucking stop raining it's starting to do my fucking head in. Ok rant over!.
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Hmmm?
Laid awake last night looking at the stars, then I wondered?. Where the fuck was my ceiling!!!. :/.
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