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There is no point of me doing this I just like SMILEYS .
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louistomlinson
I am from the band one direction incase you didn't know
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Stories by @louistomlinson (15)
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John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds.
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On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in third grade!' The teacher looked at little...
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Dead
There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation.
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One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier.
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Penis
A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis.
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Ma and Pa where rocking on the front porch when Pa turned and slapped Ma, Ma said what was that for. Pa said for forty years of bad sex. Ma said oh and continued rocking.
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Making Love
How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess. A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.
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Earcorn
There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water.
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Blowjob
This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give...
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Lucky Linda
A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter.
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Holiday
Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies.
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Die
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife.
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Louis Tomlinson
SUPERMAN S U P E R M A N Thx for following Type into a calculator 318008.
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Baby
Baby: Mumma can I suck your tits. Mummy:where did you learn that horrid word from. Baby:daddy. Baby:Mumma can we have sex. Mummy:that's it where's daddy. Baby: I heard sissy say it.
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