27 May 2012
Q.Where do you find a one-legged dog? A.Where you left it.
Q.What's pink and fluffy? A.Pink fluff
Q.What's blue and fluffy? A. Pink fluff holding it's breath.
Q.What do you call a deer with 1 eye? A.I have no I-deer!
Q.What do you call a fish with no eyes? A.Fsh!
Q.What do you call a bear with no teeth? A.A gummy bear.
Q.What do you call a pig that does karate? A.A pork chop.
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