6 April 2012
My birds wear a hat,
My dog wears a dress,
My guinea pig wears a cap everyday.
My ponies wear a vest,
When they do a sky-diving test,
My hamsters go shopping in Gap.
My cat's chest is full of money
For the hamsters to spend.
My mouse nibbles his toes
While my snail blows his nose.
My dog wears a tutu
And likes doing Sudoku.
My Strange Pets (poem) • Opuss № I