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Johnny was a chemist Johnny is no more Cause what he thought was H2O Was H3P04.
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Think of a number. Double it. Add on two. Now close your eyes. It's dark, isn't it?.
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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. My first instinct when I see a human is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away..
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Doctor
My doctor thinks I'm paranoid. He hasn't said anything, but I just know..
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Always be yourself. Unless you can be batman. Then always be batman..
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Definition Of Confusion
A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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No matter how sad you feel, just remember that somewhere out there, a fat kid has dropped his ice cream..
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Happy Dogs
What has four legs and an arm A happy pit-bull.
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I love going to the playground and seeing the kids running and screaming. They don't know I don't have any real bullets.
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Our Messed Up Society
If something happens and it's not posted on Facebook, has it really happened at all?.
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I Don't Know Why
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.
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Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road. I don't know, but who are we to question his motives or life's goals. We don't know what his life has been like or what he has been through!.
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Teapot
It's annoying when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it teapot.
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Firetruck
Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with 'f' and ends with 'k'. Firetruck is a really popular word..
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Crab Meat
Imitation is the sincerest form of crab meat.
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Panda
A panda walks into a bar and orders a meal. He eats this, compliments the chef then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter. He proceeds to leave when the manager grabs him.
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When something says it's " non flammable", I think, challenge accepted.
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When you're unhappy, just remember it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 3 to pull the trigger on a gun..
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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet. The 1984 hide and seek champion!.
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Parents
Parents, be nice to your kids, we're the ones who pick your retirement home!.
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Dog
If a dog eats a dead cow, a dead horse and a dead elephant, what might he be. Morbidly obese.
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Unloved :(
I'm ranked 1144 in opuss, I feel unloved. :(.
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Hogwarts
Please like this if you died a little when you never got your hogwarts letter.
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Two Sausages
There were two sausages sizzling in a pan when one sausage turned to the other and said "is it just me or is it hot in here?" and the other sausage said "aaagh a talking sausage!".
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