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The old house is a gold mine.
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Personification is where you give a human aspect to an object, e.g carpet like tongue. I am holding a competition for the best poem involving personification titled the old house.
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Active and passive 2 This just going to be practice from what we learned last time. Switch these sentences and answers tomorrow I swim I play My iPod is cool Opuss rocks.
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Repost this and like :).
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Thanks jay for following me. @jay4646.
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I have decided, as well as posting English I will post some poems from books I like.
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I'm bird so I'm gonna do the answers now. 1 active 2passive 3 active 4 passive 5 active Well done if you got them all right and let me know if I got the answers wrong.
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Now I know I've not posted for a while but now I've decided to teach level 4 English as a booster and possibly level 5 or 6 maths (because I'm better at maths) so here we go. Active to passive.
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Sorry
Sorry for not posting for a while, here's a joke A man walked into a bar. Ouch!.
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Modern Day Bible
This is a funny thing for Christians, these are common scenarios made modern. 1 the last supper is now the last sleepover where Jesus and his disciples play truth or dare on peters I-pod.
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Story
I am thinking of writing a story but I don't know what to write about so please comment on a storyline you would like to write!.
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Blog
Today I finally paid off my debt. The film studios realised I was rubbish but only after they payed me so I have some money left over.
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It Must Of Been A Week Now So Joke Of The Week!
Sorry if its not word for word but this is the joke in first place from my comp There was a. Man at a party who needs to pass gas. The music is loud so he decides to fart in time to the music.
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The Winner to my comp is lollipopswirl with her 2'nd joke. The second place is bebokalo (sorry if spelt wrong) and finally bettyluvy.
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Comp
Just a reminder to enter my comp I want the funniest joke and put #thegreatestjoke on your OPUSS so I know you have entered. Deadline to enter is Christmas Day!.
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Joke Of The Week
Sorry but its hard to find time to opuss every day so daily joke and my blog have now become weekly. What happens when you drop a green rock into the Red Sea. The rock gets wet!.
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Families are just one of those things, absolutely rubbish, but better than the alternatives..
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Wow. I got a job as an actor. I will play James Bond. I don't know how it will turn out because I have never been an actor in my life, but I need the money.
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Daily Joke
Cannibal: mum, I brought a Friend home for dinner. Cannibal mum: great darling, put him in the fridge and we'll eat him tomorrow.
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Please
C'mon people, get me to rank 100!.
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Daily Joke
Why is it that when I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. " your feet aren't empty!".
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Blog
Monday the 17th I went to get all the chocolate but 50 had been eaten. I thought they were friends.
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Random
Marzipan will always exists somewhere in the world.
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Sunday 16th Today the chocolate arrived but I realised i need about 100 more fridges to store it so I went round to all my friends houses to give them 100 chocolate bars each to keep in there fridge.
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Daily Joke
If a rope 15 feet long is tied to a dog then how dose the dog get a bone 30 feet away. The other end of the rope isn't tied to anything!.
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Do not read, just testing.
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Daily Joke
What's the best thing to put in a pizza. Your teeth!.
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Poem
Along with the help of some 3 and 6 year olds I wrote some poems.
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Blog
Saturday the 15th Today I realised all that chocolate I brought cost me £917.45 so I need a lot of people to enter. The cost is one pound so either I raise the price or I need 918 people to enter.
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Friday the 14th Today, I entered a chocolate eating contest. It sounded fun until I realised you had to eat 100 twix bars in the quickest time possible. I hate twix.
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Right, please like this so I get in top for the month and I will like everyone who likes this. Please like!.
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Daily Joke
Did you know there not growing bananas any longer. "Really. Why?" There long enough already!.
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Comp
@bettyluvy #theyoungwritershousehold. Races are cool, Races are fun. Though not the grand pix because they might crash and sometimes they could die. Though I like running races.
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My first competition. The best joke will win The comp ends on Christmas Day.
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How do I enter a challenge?.
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Blog
Thursday 13th Today I played a virtual reality version of temple run( an app ) in a since ( sorry bad spelling) lab.
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Daily Joke
Mum: have you done your homework. Child: do you want the long answer or the short answer. Mum: try me. Child: well... The short answer is no. Mum: and the long answer.
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Blog
How strange. I don't know what day it is. I got up and couldn't decide what day to open. Instead I went down the road and brought a chocolate bar instead.
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Help
How do you use emotes in comments?.
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Comment
I'm grateful you lot like my posts but I would love it if you could comment on how to improve..
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Daily Joke
There were two cows in a field. One cow said moo, the other cow said " I was just about to say that!".
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Joke
Friend: is that perfume I smell. Other friend: yes it is and yes you do!.
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Just Life.
I have had the awsome idea to write a fake blog. Saturday the 8th. Today, I opened my advent calendars to find a nest of spiders had eaten my chocolates.
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My awesome 2nd post. Can I have soome ideas on what to do?.
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Why are cooks cruel. They beat eggs whip cream and batter fish..
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