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lukebrad1

Hello im luke live in the forest of dean.

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Make The Most

Most things which we think are impossible in life, is because we have never tried them. So go for every dream and opportunity before making a judgement..

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:)

No one is perfect... that's why pencils have erasers..

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Mwah

A kiss is just a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one..

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Tip

May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful.

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Lost My Cock

I lost my arm in the army i lost my leg in the navi. I lost my cock in a butchers shop and found it in my gravy :).

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