lukeni

The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene.. but that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan.

Opuss № I

My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette's suffering girlfriend for years now. I always wondered what kept them together. Then I saw the swear jar.

Jewish Greed • Opuss № I

I saw some ducks in the park looking at their reflection in the water. I'm pretty sure they were practicing their teenage slut face.

Duckface • Opuss № I

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it....it's probably shit.

Love • Opuss № I