7 May 2012
Dear whoever is listening,
Just got back from Tesco - it was an absolute nightmare!!
The traffic was backed up because it's bank holiday and what do people do on a bank holiday when it rains? That's right they find the nearest shopping centre and clog the roads to people's local food establishments!
After my 10 minute journey was pushed up to a fantastic 35 minutes I finally arrived at said Tesco to find myself shuffling along because the aisles were packed out.
To add to my annoyance I then lost my car in the car park (I have a new car so I have an excuse) and the heavens opened so I got drenched.
Half way home and remember I need to have my car washed thanks to the lovely wood pigeons that insist on emptying their bowels all over it, so I pull in and see THE tallest man washing cars. He was so tall he didn't even have to lean over the top of a seven seater to wash the roof! V. Impressed.
Get home - start unpacking car and think 'where is the cat litter? oh yes that's right the one thing you went shopping for and you forgot to by it!' What a dinkus!!'
So I trundle down to tesco express to stand behind a man that smells like he hasn't washed in well over a week then get soaked a second time because some idiot cant park his car and I have to stand and help him.
*sigh*
Well at least I'm home now with my mini chocolate muffins and my new hunger games trilogy - score!!
Promise I will try to moan less later
Xx
Opuss № I