20 October 2012
#1- People who just stand there if you are bleeding (for whatever reason), make no effort to help you whatsoever and just say to their friends " Oh my god, is that guy bleeding?" in a quiet enough voice to sound like they don't want you to hear, but a loud enough voice for you to hear them anyway.
#2- People who say they hate Justin Bieber and want to kill him. Personally, I don't like him either, but you wouldn't kill him would you? I mean, most people wouldn't even hurt him, so why say " OMG I WNAT TO PUT JB IN A SAWMILL AND MAK HIM DIEEE!!!111!!"
#3- Don't think I'm some sort of grammar nazi, but people who don't use capitals at the start of sentences always seem to me like they're less than six. Enough said.
#4- THE SAME GOES FOR PEOPLE WHO TYPE ENTIRELY IN CAPITALS. IN FACT, YOU PROBABLY IMAGINED SOMEONE SHOUTING WHILST READING THIS TEXT. I KNOW IM THE MILLIONTH PERSON TO POINT THIS OUT BUT CAPITALS DON'T MAKE PEOPLE LISTEN TO YOU, IT MAKES THEM IMAGINE YOU SHOUTING.
#5- Wine tasting sessions. They're just an excuse for people to drink. Especially annoying are professional wine tasters, whose job is to taste wine. I wonder how much skill that job requires.....
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