22 February 2013
A woman walks into an ice cream shop and asks for chocolate ice cream. The shopkeeper says "Sorry, we are all out of chocolate."
"Ok then, I'll just have chocolate"
"No, no, we don't have any chocolate!"
Oh, fine, I'll just have chocolate"
The man sighs.
"Listen, spell van, as in vanilla"
"Ok" replies the woman "V-A-N"
"Good. Now spell straw, as in strawberry."
"Easy. S-T-R-A-W."
"Now spell f***, as in chocolate."
The woman looks confused. "But there is no f*** in chocolate"
The man replies " THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"
Joke #15 • Opuss № I