11 December 2012
An art collector is walking down the street one day when he sees a cat in a shop window lapping up milk from an antique bowl. He goes in to the shop and asks the shopkeeper if he can buy the cat for twenty bucks. The shopkeeper says ok, and the collector then asks if he can throw in the dish too. The shopkeeper replies "No, sorry, that's my lucky dish. I've sold sixty eight cats so far with it!"
Joke #3 • Opuss № I