23 December 2012
Apparently this has been scientifically proven to be the worlds funniest joke. Two men are out hiking when one of them collapses. The other man calls a helpline and says "Please help, I think my friend is dead! " The man on the other end speaks in a soothing tone "It's ok, relax, I can help. First, make sure he's dead" A gunshot is heard. The hiker says "Ok, now what?"
It's ok, but not extremely funny.
Joke #7 • Opuss № I