20 December 2012

5- Pretend to be a monkey and run around on all fours, stealing people wallets and stuff.

4- Walk up to a stranger and start singing "the man who can't be moved" at a street corner.

3- Pretend to get a really scary phone call; "No, no, no!" "Please just give me another week, I can pay it all!" then drop the phone in crescendo.

2- Announce a massive party at your friends house; everybody is invited, even strangers (there is no party)

1- Frantically ask if anyone has seen your cow, and describe it as " tall, black and white....it's a cow"

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