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Okay, right lets start a story. each person comment with one word and see how random it turns out. I`ll start. The
Love is powerful right? Why is it so hard then?!
They stare as I walk through the streets .....
Like if u think teenagers r betta than adults :P xx
Like if u agree that looks is just an accessory x comment if u don't <3
Taylor s ur a legend calling someone a slut without saying it: "she's better know for the things that she does in the matress!" xx
If a girl is stupid enough to go out with you after you after you break her heart, she's a keeper x like if I've gone ou with someone again even tho they broke ur heart x
is saying Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
Bored just had a surprise exam thank u teacher :/
Maybe dying is the answer to my problems ?
Guys tlk to me :/ boredd
Like if u wanna a gf lol I'm bored
"look away anderson u put me off" xx
Chances are, if it pops into my mind, its sure coming outta my mouth! :)
I'm fat but I don't care!
hurt me once i will forgive, hurt me twice i am annoyed, but hurt me again and you leave my life. don't forget to close the door on your way out x
U: oh shit Teacher: what did you say?! U: nothing .... Must have been them (point vaguely in distance) Teacher: okayyy (frown) walk away U: stupid bitch Teacher: go to the cooler now!
K I just asked this boy out and he turned mr down straight and now won't even b mates wiv me. I feel stupid and lonely. What should I do?x
What doesnt kill u makes u stronger x
"thepenisinmymouth".. Did you read the pen is in my mouth?.. like f*ck you did ;)
I am who i am because of the way i am, If i wasnt the way i am i wouldnt be me.
like this if you know somebody who's just like a penny;two-faced and worthless!
i tell myself I'm over u, i tell my friends i hate u now, i tell u i don't care... but if that's true why does my heart race every time i hear Ur name?
Comment if u wanna go out wiv me like if u saw this and thought WTF then started to laugh ;) xx
If you like me press Like. If you think I'm crazy comment: CRAZY! If you think im loveable, put a kiss. If you think I'm random put a smiley face.
just realised that RACECAR is RACECAR backwards...
Comment with a number from 1-297 an I will tell u what song u r on my play list <3 xx
Comment and tell me about yourselves xx if u need to talk, I'll b here (it's in my phone, so of course I'll always be here LMAO) xx feel free to ask any questions and I'll answer 100% honestly xxx
Sometimes when you stop looking for what you want, what you need finds you <3
Any1 Wanna late night chat I'm bored?x
Sometimes...we forget how lucky we are. Like this to show that you know that you are lucky with everything you have x
The awkward moment when you look in a car window to check your hair, and there is someone sitting in the car staring at you :/
a boy was late for school one day so the teacher asked him why. he said i saw a sign so she asked what did the sign say? he replied ''school ahead go slow''
LMFAO CLARA VERSION: I'm british and I know it !x aha!x
Why is it that you can spend a fortune at the supermarket but when you open the fridge, there's nothing in it you fancy!!!
I wonder what would happen if you dropped dead in Tesco's after buying a bag for life...would you get a refund??
wonders if the queen ever pulls the duvet right up to their neck and says.. "look philip I am a stamp"
a guy knocked at my door today and asked me for a donation for her local swimming pool so i gave her a glass of water to start her off >_< xx lol *true story*
swearing? me? noooo. i was simply stretching my middle finger at you.
when I'm quiet, those that don't know me look at me and think I'm shy. People who know me think: OMG! she's thinking! EVERYBODY RUN! lmfao. heheee
right lets start a story. each person comment with one word and see how random it turns out. I`ll start. The (with all the comments u guys put I will make into a story) x
That awkward moment when you accidentally send a text to the person you were talking about..
Bird Flu..bye bye chickens, we killed them.. Swine Flu.. bye bye piggies, we killed them.. MAN FLU??? We live in hope lol
is wondering why when people gossip about you, no-one comes and asks you if it's true before telling 10 other people? What's that about?x
OK Mr Right.. u must b out there somewhere... give me a clue of where to look. I don't wanna waste anymore time on losers!!xx
.....you might not be here to dry my tears and tell me its ok but i will forever be daddy's little girl ....i miss you daddy,I miss the way you give me a huh when I'm upset .... I hope you will come home soon I haven't seen u in a very long…
Chances are, if it pops into my mind, its sure coming outta my mouth! :)
Surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Life is too short to be anything but happy.
Smiling through my teeth because some people really pee me off (on here) xxx
Just like @TommyWalsh + "forest gump "said "life is like a box of chocolate, u never know what ur gonna get " xx
Hey @GroundB on ur bio it says antiquote xx "Londoner" r u from London? Xx
If u c This follow me and I'll follow bak xxx also if I follow you can check out all my cool jokes,statuses, quotes etc xxxx
if u think the things i say aloud are bad, then u don't wanna know what i keep to myself!
i wrote your name in the sky, and it blew away, i wrote your name on paper, but it flew away, i wrote your name in my heart, and there forever it will sta
Attention all bald people : Never wear polo neck jumpers unless you are happy to look like a roll-on deodorant.
heard the pixies at the bottom of her garden making plans to take over the world. Don't worry though, me and the giraffe are going to stop them
wishes life came with a remote control ..so u could rewind and delete the bad bits..
2 crisps walking down the round. car pulls up along side them and says " wanna lift?" they reply " no thanks, were walkers"
I cant txt u roses or fax u my heart. I'd email u kisses but we'd still be apart. I love u to bits, i just wish u could see, that u mean the world to me
who needs Jeremy Kyle..just come on Facebook..
Boy-hey ,your cute:) Girl-I have a boyfriend.. Boy-I have a math test tomorrow Girl-I dont care ? Boy-Oh i thought we were naming things we can cheat on (;Boy-hey ,your cute:) Girl-I have a boyfriend.. Boy-I have a math test tomorrow …
I'm smart :) I know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle twinkle have the same tune (-: I also know that you just tried it (-:
DEAR LORD Today I'm doin ok I have not gossiped lost my temper been grumpy,nasty,selfish or greedy. HOWEVER,I'm getting out of bed now & may need more help AMEN
It's hard to pretend you love someone when you don't but it's harder to pretend you don't love someone when you do :/ x
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while i wait for the kettle to boil!
If luck's a raindrop i'd send u a shower, if hope's a minute i'd send u an hour.if happiness is a leaf i'd give u a tree & if u need a friend ull always have me
You never realise how weird your family is until you start to describe them to someone else.
That awkward moment when you accidentally send a text to the person you were talking about..
is casually painting a big blue square in my back garden so google earth thinks i have a pool:)
i dont regret the things i've done i regret the things i didnt do when i had the chance..
Never depend on anyone.. even your shadow leaves you in the darkest hours!
I've been wondering all these upgrades and changes on Facebook, yet they STILL haven't managed to work out how to add a Dislike button!x
Penguins are the only animals that can stay with the same partner for their entire lives... Will you be my penguin?! <3 lmao weird x
A man is watching TV and her wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"
is happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy (deep breath) happy happy happy happy happy, slightly nuts but happy and breathe :-)
Hate the fact I dream about you, think about you, picture you and love you but to you I'm just a friend and that's all I will ever be!
Just got a black berry <3
We don't stop loving someone, we simply learn to live without them."
Math questions are so stupid! They're like "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?" Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?!
..its obvious women are smarter than men...think about it - diamonds are a girls best friend; mans best friend is a dog..
Any1 wanna date me ?x Lmao
Sum1 talk to me x
I may not be perfect, but I have a loving family, awesome friends and that feeling whenever I get up in the morning that today is gonna be my new best day ever x
Friends are like stars they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow
I need to find love. interested?x lmao xx
I'm a cheerleader I love horse riding I'm blonde Quite thin Not fat Pretty Blue eyes ME
Need a bf :( SadGirl x
What is the rank thing ? ConfusedGirl x
Blue eyes, Blonde hair, I live in duller colours. Im not a skinny pin blonde but a Average size. I'm pale however not a vampire xx MeGirl x
" the only one who's got enough of me to break my heart" ~Taylor Swift
Thank you @joey2000x for being my 1st follower xx GratefulGirl xx
"Smiling makes the pain go away" SmilingGirl x
Follow me guys ?x please? I need to have followers, if u r my follower an u comment I'll write bout anyfink u ask 4 xx DesperateGirl x
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