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Husband… "You love that dog more than me" Wife… "Yes" Husband… "Well why am I here then?" Wife… "Well we both need something to put our feet on when it's cold" :)
I think I have just made the most amazing discovery. The female womb is actually the most Sophisticated device ever created, to find things. It enables a woman to go into a cupboard previously completely searched by a male and pull out the…