madz21

madz21

2012-09-04T11:52:35

999 Joke

Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 999 on his mobile and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead.

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madz21

2012-09-04T11:43:46

Water Polo

I tried water polo the other day, my horse drowned..

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madz21

2012-09-04T11:19:52

Dinner With A Famous World Chess Champion

I was having dinner with a famous world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt..

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madz21

2012-09-04T11:12:59

Mad Guy

I went to London a few days ago and I saw this guy and he was saying to himself "I'll show them I'm not mad".

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madz21

2012-09-04T11:05:34

Batteries And Fireworks

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one for drinking battery acid and on for eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off..

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madz21

2012-09-04T11:03:29

Dyslexic Man

Dyslexic man walks into a bra..

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madz21

2012-09-04T11:02:48

Ugly Baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.

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madz21

2012-09-04T10:55:44

Two Kids Arrested

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off..

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madz21

2012-09-04T10:52:32

Dyslexic Man

Dyslexic man walks into a bra..

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madz21

2012-09-04T10:51:32

Ugly Baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.

2 0 67 words

madz21

2012-06-30T14:53:26

Be Mad

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring..

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madz21

2012-06-30T14:49:19

The World Is Beautiful

Keep smiling because the world is such a beautiful place and theres so much to smile about..

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madz21

2012-06-30T14:47:05

Loves The World

Behind the makeup, behind the smile, I am just a girl that loves the world.

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madz21

2012-06-23T19:56:38

Life Is Short

Life is short, eat desert first. (for crazyweirdo74).

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madz21

2012-06-23T19:54:35

Dream

Don't dream you're life, live you're dream..

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madz21

2012-06-23T19:50:59

Journey

Life is a journey, not a destination..

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madz21

2012-06-23T19:45:21

Love

Sing like nobody's listening Dance like nobody's watching Love like you've never been hurt..

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madz21

2012-06-23T19:41:36

Friends

Good friends are hard to find, even harder to leave and impossible to forget..

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madz21

2012-06-23T19:38:22

Life

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..

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madz21

2012-06-12T20:39:52

Thunder Storm

When there's a thunder storm don't wait for it to pass, just start singing in the rain..

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