25 February 2013
( fantasy ) That's the book I read, it's called, if you don't like to swear, don't read this. Oh and by the way, being nineteen makes be old enough to swear these days, oh and my name is Florida, I am called that because when my mother went on her honeymoon for two months in Florida, she had a lot of sex, and had to stay at Florida for an extra month, so I was two months old when I first went on a plane, which was an eight hour journey. But that was ages ago. My fathers last name is alexis. So that makes me Florida alexis. I read this book at Oxford university, it is to help me study, it's about cruelty to animals and other people, why you shouldn't swear to the police, and also about science things. I wouldn't say the title fits in with it though, it does say f**k in it and bit** a couple of times, but I would say LMFAO ( laugh my fucking ass off ) was a bad word to use, as it swears twice, well sort of, in one word! But, anyway, lets get back to the story. This young girl, seven years old, walks into a fantasy land when she wakes up, as she had a dream about all things fantasy, such as unicorns, rainbows and leprichans jumping into a pot of gold. But I thought that was highly unlikely to happen in real life, but according to this book, it did, the girl was awake and alive, it was ten in the morning when it happened.the science bit is because it teaches us, in a fantasy story way, that magnetic attractions are formed when a leprichan jumps into a pot of gold and the sun beats down on it, which then forms the gold to shake, and then to form a rainbow, when the colours in the gold spread to the sun and the sun pushes them around in the air. ( all made up facts in real life ) and it says about the girl being taken to prison for swearing and saying f**k to the police, it talks about why you shouldn't say that, let alone to the police officers and the court judge! She was taken to prison for smacking a hedgehog hard, and pulling some of his pines out, and shoving a stray cat in a dustbin, and shaking a tree to make the bird land on the ground and hurt itself, ( all made up things in real life ) and so it talks about how most animals don't hurt us and why we shouldnt hurt them.
The science bit in the book doesn't help us much, but most of the other facts do. The end, I would recommend this book as a made up fantasy for ages 15-30, if you are older, you may find this book boring, but if you are at least younger than ten, then this book really isn't very interesting for you and doesn't attract your attention, plus swearing isn't suitable for younger children.
Goodbye
If You Don't Like To Swear, Don't Read This. • Opuss № I