Pamper!

That's all she talks about, pamper pamper pamper!
Now that she, melinda smith, is getting married, she has to get a twelve o clock appointment at the spa, and the straight over to hairdressers to get her done, EVERYDAY!!!
She says its because she always thinks of her boyfriend and dreams of him being there, right in front of her. But she dreams too much, I know this marriage won't last long, I know melinda, she's my eighteen year old sister, she will just go on and complain about what her hair looks like, and wether she has had her nails done yet or not. She's just goes so over the top when it comes to no makeup, I mean, I am a girl and I'd rather get muddy than spend valuable time at the hairdressers all day! She has a pet chihuahua called mickey, but she says he's not pampered because she doesn't have enough money or time to spend on him, so mickey's dumped on me all the time, I could be out with my friends or having some fun, but no. I am stuck at home all the time looking after mickey. But thankfully, I'm only eleven, so I still have about sixty odd years to go.
Maybe I will get my own dog one day, maybe even two dogs, just to make her jealous, and I will pamper them, to make her even more jealous. Even though she has been with mickey for three years, and I have only been with him a couple of months, I think he likes me a lot better. Yes, so, okay, back to melinda, she been going on and on about this, so I'm very lucky it's tommorrow, and she will be going on a honeymoon soon.

At two o clock, the next day, melinda yelled at me to get ready for the wedding , it was at half past three and it was only two o clock, and no way does it take me one hour and a half just to do my hair and get dressed, but of course, it was melinda who needed one hour and a half, so I was forced to get ready too! I put on this lovely pink and white dress, melinda put one on too. I was a flower girl, and melinda was the bride, her groom was rich Hudson, a complete and utter weirdo, I mean, seriously, how could anyone like him. Yuck! I put mickey in a lovely little black suit, it matched perfectly with his little white fur and black eyes. I suited him with a little pink bow tie, and fitted it onto his suit.

To be continued