I ❤U

@coco

Do all Japanese porn stars have cubist genitalia?.

@ScottySauce

What Is Sexy?

Girls that smile are SEXY. ;).

@JaceSol

Problems

So, I was talking to this guy on Thumb today. Complaining about my problems, and just generally b*tchin'. As we moved on in the convo he shared a few of his problems with me.

@weezie

Theory

Ever thought about what mankind would be like if evolved from reptiles as apposed from mammal?.

@Twilightianalex

Perfection Is Impossible

“You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.” ― Jodi Picoult, My Sister's keeper.

@Twilightianalex

Eye For An Eye

“An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.” ― Mahatma Gandhi.

@haribo

Games

Some games are so unrealistic, since when did worms trow grenades and launch missiles. Since when did cats eat cheese and cows jump on clouds??!!.

@ScottySauce

New Years Toast

Champagne toasts are nice and all, but I think I'd rather have some french toast at midnight..