Toby Keith

@MBThompson

Living is like tearing through a museum.

@Junioo

My graduation speech:

"I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you.".

@dannijane

Full Of Shit Actually!

Don't read too much on the guys action; to him it may be just a practical simple thing to do. To us girls, we start thinking he may be interested???.

@electra352

Don't Look Back

"Don't hold back cause of what happened in the past, smile and see what future awaits.".

@caralyons

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time. <3.

@LaUrEnRiChEnS

Thinks a toaster should have some indication when its going to pop without scaring the **** outta me when it does!!.

@ems

The Fault In Our Stars

“But alas, the world is not a wish-granting factory.”.

@Ragdoll

Happy Ending?

"Once upon a time" they say. "And they all lived Happily Ever After" they say. All that is false..