marinaru
We've been talking about cars. A girl said : I've got a car, dad bought me one . -What car is it ? -A yellow one. ...?
Yesterday is History, Tomorrow a Mystery, Today is a Gift, That's why it's called the Present
How to get your revenge on a fly? Place the fly under a glass and start eating poop in front of it.
I have to start going to church, if I go to hell it will be too late.