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As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!" The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters "Too fucking late …
Why is it that when you fall in love with someone you tend to think more about how long it's going to last rather than concentrate on how lucky you are that they love you back.
ladies & gentlemen, when you are lying in bed tonight with your partner lying next to you with her head on your chest listening to your heart beat while slowly drifting off to sleep, embrace her gently kiss her on the forehead and tell her,…