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One day two blondes went to separate pet shops and bought a mouse. When they got home they realised that they're going to have to find a way to tell them apart.
Why do blondes wear underwear. To keep their ankles warm..
96% of all statistics are made up..
Does having faith mean you believe or is it because you believe you have faith?.
Work for me is thinking, 'have I made an impression?'. The pay check is a bonus :-) - Mark Rugman.
It's been, at most, four days since John passed. She can't remember when it happened. All she knows is that the beast is to blame.
Once upon a time... something happened..
Life is love and love should be your life. - Mark Rugman.
There was once in my life that I thought to myself, 'I really like my life'. It's now that I realise I lied. - Mark Rugman.
Like any other woman, mine shits and farts and snores just like any man. She has her, shall I say, ‘ladylike’ times, but these are few and far between.
This is my first time using Opuss and just wanted to see how it works. I'll probably post some short stories and maybe some quick recipes of the food I love....