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Voldemort is like a teenage girl, he has a special cup, a tiara, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.

Voldemort • Opuss № I

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, Yellow lorry... Well you get the point

Red Lorry • Opuss № I

Never judge a person by their looks, or a book by the way it is covered, Because under those tattered pages there is a lot to be discovered. - Anon

Dont Judge A Book By It's Cover • Opuss № I

Is a glass of water half empty or half full?

Half Empty-Half Full • Opuss № I

It's springtime at long last, everything has begun to bloom, time to say hello to sunshine, and goodbye to winter gloom, And time to send a basket of good wishes, made with love, to wish you a lovely easter that your so deserving of. Have a…

Happy Easter • Opuss № I

What do monkey eat for pudding? A: meringue-atang.

Joke • Opuss № I

What does a duck have for a snack A: Quackers

Joke • Opuss № I

What do cows eat for breakfast. A: moosli

Joke • Opuss № I

None of it counts unless you graduate...

Graduate • Opuss № I

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunatelly it kills its best pupils.

Time Is A Teacher • Opuss № I

It's strange how Friday is so close to Monday, but Monday far from Friday?

Time • Opuss № I

Better late than never.

Time • Opuss № I

The awkward moment when you are singing as loud as you can with your headphones on in class when you realise your teacher is behind you and everyone is staring.

The Awkward Moment • Opuss № I

Friends are like buttons, they keep you together

Good Friends • Opuss № I

I can't close my eyes i cant take my eyes off you i need you im going to ...EAT YOU mwahaha - Easter Egg

Easter Egg • Opuss № I

The life that i have is all that i have, and the life that i have is yours. The love that i have for the life that i have is yours, and yours, and yours. A sleep I shall have, a rest I shall have, yet death will be but a pause, for the peac…

The Life I Have • Opuss № I

Friends are like buttons. They keep things together

Good Friends • Opuss № I

:-)

Smilies • Opuss № I

Nobody's perfect, I'm nobody.

Perfection At Least • Opuss № I

Im not weird ... I'm limited edition

Not As You Think • Opuss № I

A man walks into a bar he says :" OW"

Worst joke Ever • Opuss № I

I embraced the salty sea air as I strolled down the wood chip path. I soft autumn breeze blew against my face messing up my wavy jet black hair I brushed it out my face. The mild air made me feel free and happier... Than i was. Suddenly a c…

Right Choice • Opuss № I

If today was the same as yesterday then tommorow is the same as today.

True • Opuss № I

Lifes short , live it to the fullest- unknown

Opuss № I

Hmmmm. To be or not to be that is the question- William Shakespeare

To Be.. • Opuss № I

Im not weird ... I'm limited edition.

Opuss № I