22 July 2012
Summer is here hooray!
However I am getting concerned about the unusually high amount of cretinous vermin that seemed to have come out of their holes.
There I was today lying in the park in the blissful sun nursing a particularly aggressive hangover thinking about the date that I was going on tonight and her oversized mammary glands, when my dream was shattered with a faceful of cold water.
I can't believe it but some random guy just came up to me in mid slumber and emptied his water bottle over my face.
I thought it must have been mistaken identity but his chimps for friends were too busy laughing for it to be an accident.
I gave him a piece of my mind which involved many expletives and a reference to his under developed penis size and small vacant head, but that didnt register with him either. I thought it was going to kick off and there were 4 of them so i left it.
What a downer for such a nice day.
Am I wrong in thinking that he was totally out of order ?
Face Full Of Water • Opuss № I