26 July 2012
Oh I wish I had been more organised, I wish I didn't have my head in the skies, I wish I'd spent more time on the computer, Looking for some tickedy, tick ticks!
I tried 500 quids worth, In the first round, But locog thought me unworthy and no tickedy tick ticks were to be found.
I tried to keep my hopes up, Merrily and merrily, I tried for beach volleyball and even the opening ceremony,
I tried for the boxing, hockey and fencing, But had to draw the line at Greco roman wrestling!
So now I'm ticketless and a little bit twisted, I should have tried harder, I should have insisted. Still, it would probably be busy, hectic and smelly, I'm better off at home with a bottle of vino in front of the telly!
I should have tried harder, but it's not really my fault, So I'm slipping on the Lycra, I'm gonna have you Mr Bolt!
See you on the podium!
Olympic Tickets • Opuss № I