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martyn1986

26 year old bored of the mundane routines that have become my life. Let's mix it up a bit.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2013-03-12T09:00:45

Day 1

If I were to merely tell you the facts it would bore you to the brink of insanity. Day 1 is no different to days 2, 4, 5 and 6. If days 3 and 7 were the same I would be very worried.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2013-03-10T14:51:30

Blackout

This is all I remember..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2013-02-08T13:32:54

Time Waster

You ain't ever gonna be mine. Running after me. Chasing me. Calling me. Messaging me. Writing me. You ain't ever gonna be mine..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2013-02-06T17:24:39

Vile.

Saturday night out with friends is the usual. Saturday night out pull a stranger is the usual. Saturday night out have below standard sloppy sex again this is usual.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2013-01-31T00:48:59

No More Adverts.

Adverts make me forget what I'm watching. Lets put an end to them..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2013-01-27T22:29:07

You Should No Better

I do know better. I just don't care. You nag about nagging me. I like the attention. You say there's no progression for me. I have aspirations, not desperation. You say I've accomplished nothing life.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-12-31T19:28:39

NYE

That's all that needs to be said..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-12-10T04:04:31

Worse Than Dorian Gray. I Exists.

Lost in reality. If we knew what our future would turn out to be, would we change it. I wake up and think why did I go this route the hard way round the road that would only mean me relying on myself.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-12-10T03:15:08

Not Going To Be

Something are not meant to be. The rest is just to depressing to remind others about..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-12-05T15:12:29

Untitled.

We all want the best in life. Riches, wealth, good health, and companionship. We all need to feel appreciated in life. Acknowledged, praised, wanted, even a pat on the back. We all have our own...

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-12-02T17:51:01

Without.

I like the nicer things in life, but don't we all. No matter what type of person you are, conservationist, environmentalist, or just a plastic why deny yourself a treat.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-11-21T15:58

So Much For The Mid Twenties

I have never been so overwhelmed when celebrating a birthday. I also haven't been so shocked either. I have crossed the half way point and is now nearing thirty.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-11-11T11:56:38

Health Freaks

At the train station and don't know what to eat. I go to vending machine to get some sweets and the suckers been raided and left with healthy treats..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-10-28T10:36:52

Blessed Sunday.

So every Sunday well almost every Sunday I wake up to nurse a hangover. Nearly every Sunday I wake up in a room nothing like mine.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-10-26T23:31:32

Evo Still

The human species has either stopped evolving all together or technology is blighting us. I think as we progress more with chips and circuits we become more dependent on them than each other.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-10-12T20:01:43

Save Me.

Sat in the canteen bored on my break, may actually cut it short and go back and work. Sad state of affairs..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-10-09T03:20:44

Just Keep Swimming.

Literally if you are in an immense quantity if water like the ocean you really only have one option. Well you have two but the other results in death..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-10-08T00:14:55

The Cold Nights Have Arrived

Nights get colder and my bed gets lonelier. I stay awake late doing housework and watching horrors on the box in the dark, whilst I await the sand man to send me to sleep.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-10-03T10:13:48

Pain.

Constant pain..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-09-30T20:08:20

The Why Me Moan.

Why is it always me that wakes up the morning after a night out and find that I'm in someone else's bed. Why do I then insist on trying to creep away but always fail.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-09-28T00:58

Blind Date.

So went on a blind date, thought to myself great, couldn't be better she looks fantastic. My friend had set it up but only because he made a deal with the girl he wished to see.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-09-28T00:40:22

Depress Myself.

A hard days work and all I want to do is chill out and relax. So I have ticked that box, then I thought why not watch a film or two.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-09-28T00:37:35

iPhone

Been without my iPhone for awhile, may as well of been wipe from the Internet. Social media really has made a big impact on the way we communicate..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-08-22T23:37:11

The Break Up.

That's what I'm missing from a relationship..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-08-19T00:24:32

Awkward

Sat in silence, conversation died an hour ago. Now I'm on my phone passing the time. Well amazing date. Just realised I don't even remember their name..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-08-14T12:30:47

Boss Man

Some employees just simply impress me. Worker:- hi boss man I will be in today as I feel much better, but I won't be up for working tomorrow. Boss man:- you can predict the future.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-08-12T02:53:53

Sometimes.

I sometimes just lay down thinking what might of been, other times I lay here thinking why. Life is full of "what if's", best thing to do is wonder. No more no less just wonder.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-08-06T00:22:01

Bedtime.

Time to sleep. Yet never can seem to drift as quickly as would desire. Had fun packed and vigorous day but my eyes just stay awake.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-08-04T12:11:04

Crazy Dream.

So me and three friends go camping. We drink lots, talk loads, laugh uncontrollably. S'mores by the camp fire followed by a joint to mellow out as the evening draws.

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martyn1986
2012-07-30T19:42:46

If I Kept A Diary.

My diary would be full dull day to day stuff. However every few hundred pages you would get some great stuff..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-07-25T17:50:29

Today.

Today I did nothing. Tomorrow I will do the same. To do nothing is wonderful. By doing nothing all I can do us enjoy life. Fuck me life is good.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-07-21T00:34:06

Carry On.

When you start, You must finish. When you feel you have done your absolute best, Do better. When the ones you care about ignore or simply don't bother, Go that extra mile to make them react.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-07-18T23:15:16

Drunken Tongue.

Why when drunk does your lingo revert to that of your hometown. Why when wasted do you only use the word C**t more so than usual. Why when blotto do you become a tosser philosopher.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-07-16T23:47:04

Smoke Free.

Don't start, and then there's no need to quit. Starting due to peer pressure means you will be seen as weak and simply a doormat.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-07-15T17:39:15

Got A Shovel.

Not a question you should ask your friend at 3 in the morning whilst covered in mud and got a bloody leg. Also when you happen to be drunk.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-07-15T01:31:28

Amazing People.

Why so few. Yet so many place them selves upon a platform. Some of us simply amaze ourselves. No one is born amazing. No one is born a loser. Some are never born. I still have plenty to live.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-07-15T01:19:55

Horror.

Why do I do it to myself..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-07-12T23:43:21

No Service.

So O2 went down people went insane. A couple weeks ago Natwest went down and people went crazy. I sadly use both companies, I'm fucking crazy. Although it has been nice in some ways.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-07-12T19:59:26

Robbed.

By a vending machine. Ask for a black coffee, and all I get is granules..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-07-11T18:40:46

Floating.

I've had a brilliantly productive day of complete rest. Why must it end. But that's why we work..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-07-11T01:19:23

Perfect Timing.

So there I am just having a general conversation with a colleague about getting a bottle of red and a bar of chocolate. Hard days work thought I would treat myself.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-07-08T22:45:28

Calm.

Such a lovely day. The weather wonderful the tennis was spectacular and the beach perfect..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-07-08T20:13:06

Always Waiting.

Always having to wait - if not at the checkout, it's the train station. If not the train station it's life. Bored. So so bored..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-07-07T18:58:11

Ignorance.

Ignorance is not bliss. Arrogance I can tolerated. But to completely ignore someone for a week, wtf. To then only bother with person when you want something just makes them a user.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-07-02T15:12:01

Doctor Do Little.

Off to see doctor at hospital just so he can do nothing..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-06-27T21:20:27

No Sex For Over A Month

That is why I'm in a relationship of sorts..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-06-27T20:13:59

Cringe

Fifty Ways to Say Fabulous. If you want to put yourself through cringing turmoil the film will do it. Funny in places, sad in others in fact it hits all rounder status.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-06-21T12:48:14

25

Living twenty five. All because of the entitlements. Never thought I would be one of those but times are hard and I've paid enough to get something back..

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martyn1986
2012-06-13T14:11:14

Nhs

If there were ever an organisation that's needs reviewing. After all this I'm going private..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-06-13T09:43:27

Pain

Hate it. Hate it so much..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-06-07T11:44:33

Weight Of A Nation

At work one day I had a customer complain about the width of the pathway between checkouts. The person had scrapped their thigh against a p.o.s shelf.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-06-05T16:42:54

Advice.

Would like random advice. Anything would be good. It's been so long since anyone has bothered..

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martyn1986
2012-06-03T19:19:01

No Johnny No.

Well it was all Go Johnny Go, then we realised that neither us had prepared for the night shift. Fun, hot and sweaty times but limited yet so satisfying..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-06-02T17:19:04

Moral Grounding

Gone out the window. After all "the walk of shame" has become habitual..

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martyn1986
2012-06-01T16:46:23

Typos And Other Errors

I'm brilliant for typos. Accidentally called a friend a Butch instead of Bitch on FB now everyone thinks she's a lesbian.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-05-28T20:29:55

Happy Shopper.

This for all those who thinks shoplifting is fine. It isn't. Because it means the prices of goods go up wages stay the same or job loses happen due to the fact profit margins are not being met.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-05-21T20:29:07

When It Goes Wrong.

I should be living it up a whole week off. Even though I been signed off by the doctor, I'm not ill just in constant pain.

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martyn1986
2012-05-20T23:02:53

NHS.

Great concept but probably best to go private. May as well be private with prescription prices going up every other week..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-05-20T20:56:08

Best To Run.

Yeah it's probably best to run when face to face with a giant foetus hurdling towards you gnashing its razor sharp teeth. That is just good advice..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-05-17T19:59:12

Be Honest

I must be a bit whorish, just read through some of my blogs (opuss). Well just to be everyone straight I'm no stranger to a stranger..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-05-17T18:47:38

Mind Games.

Some of us have far too much time on our hands to play mind games. A puzzle a quiz even scrabble is fine. But why would you wish to go out of your way to attempt to boggle others.

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martyn1986
2012-05-16T15:17:37

Love Of My Life.

Pretty self indulgent. I am the live of my life. I love my life, even the shit that comes with it. Truly some people are born and do not live. Some people are born and live till the die.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-05-13T22:18:57

Pain

Unfortunate but happens..

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martyn1986
2012-05-13T18:47:26

Drift.

Progress is always round the corner. Change is inevitable. Life is completely unpredictable. Other than death there is few we can guarantee.

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martyn1986
2012-05-13T16:10:19

Unexpected.

Yeah unexpected visitor to turn up in nine months. Fuck. Well that's life..

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martyn1986
2012-05-11T20:11:45

Over The Counter.

Over the counter painkillers are amazingly strong these days. Sadly the nausea couldn't be treated..

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martyn1986
2012-05-11T10:30:54

Treatment.

Or lack of. On my way to A and E all I can remember is how poor the receptionist was last time. I was asked many questions when struggling to breathe let alone speak.

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martyn1986
2012-05-10T23:50:22

FaceTime.

Wicked completely forgot all about FaceTime. Can't always be round the people who are close but FaceTime you are awesome..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-05-10T23:31:04

Subjective.

A bloke walks into a bar. The bar person (pc) asks have you got any I.D. The bloke replies "yes I do" and hands over the I.D proving him to be 25. The bar person happily serves.

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martyn1986
2012-05-10T23:11:48

The Phone Call.

For a long time I refused to text when u got my first mobile over ten years ago, and kept it up for many years as I thought it would kill the art of conversation.

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martyn1986
2012-05-10T20:51:49

No Blogging.

Company policy..

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martyn1986
2012-05-09T16:56:25

FB.

And that doesn't refer to Facebook. My new years resolution has been to go out on dates more rather than just getting around.

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martyn1986
2012-05-09T11:20:26

Morning After

Not a fan of the walk of shame yet I seem to do it most weekends. Today is Wednesday. I have reached a whole new low. But fuck me it was worth it.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-05-07T19:04:20

Toothache

What a bitch. What a painful bitch..

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martyn1986
2012-05-06T19:07:16

Bank Holiday Weekend.

Beautiful day. Been out and played. Then came home. Sat down and ate. So why am I shitting myself as I watch avpr in the clear of day..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-05-05T23:24:55

Too Old.

Actually just far to tired to do the pubbing and clubbing thing as I haven't given myself a rest in over a week. That still makes me sound far to old..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-05-04T02:14:35

Can't Sleep.

After complaining most of the day about how tired I am, I find myself in bed wide awake. I've tried counting sheep but fear of having nightmares about them and their haunting eyes.

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martyn1986
2012-05-02T17:39:29

Smell

The sense of smell in some cases is just a curse. I'm on a bus and there is a smelly man in the front of the bus and I'm at the back. It is not pleasant, I won't nose replacement surgery or therapy..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-05-02T13:50:42

Super 8.

Well just got to say its super great..

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martyn1986
2012-05-01T20:40:06

Pointless People

Well I will be honest pretty much everyone right now is pointless but that's because I'm in a shit mood..

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martyn1986
2012-04-30T20:46:06

A List Of What Has Gone Right Today

1. ....

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martyn1986
2012-04-29T18:27:50

Politeness

Why is society forgetting the basics of good manners. When people greet one another it's polite to say hello or some such phrase.

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martyn1986
2012-04-29T16:26:56

World Cinema

Always been one to watch foreign films since a teenager. Love to see how other cultures you this firm of art and how they well be it the directors/writers see the world or portray a story.

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martyn1986
2012-04-29T11:07:44

Rainy Days

Best part of recovering from a hungover is going out in the rain. To let the cold droplets of water touch your skin is just invigorating.

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martyn1986
2012-04-27T19:38:15

Quote Of The Day

If you don't want to be here, fuck off. So indeed I took they're advice, and fucked off with their wife. No I didn't I just left and enjoyed the day..

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martyn1986
2012-04-27T18:48:08

Great Day

Awesome awesome awesome. Bloody brilliant. That's how my day has been and hopefully will happen more often. So to those having a not do great day, just think how happy some people are.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-04-27T13:18:30

Pointy Shoes

I had the pleasure on donning a pair of pointy shoes the weekend just past.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-04-27T11:01:56

Awake At Last

So been up since the crack of dawn, and it felt as if I were drifting through life with no purpose. After an of playing squash it feels like I have a life and now for it to begin..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-04-27T09:05:21

Early Bird

Still half asleep, wondering why I've been dragged out of bed to play squash when I've been asleep for four hours. Then after I have work. Life sucks a little. Not a morning person..

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martyn1986
2012-04-26T20:18:02

Unprofessional ism

Well when going for a job and you hear nothing for a week it's fair to be dismissive of the job.

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martyn1986
2012-04-26T14:14:03

Resume

As a young active and dynamic individual I somehow seem to lack common sense. Its not that I have none I just seem to have vacant moments.

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martyn1986
2012-04-26T00:40:49

Love Me Not.

I would rather this than let you think one day it may happen. One day near or far do you really want to wait for something that may never be.

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martyn1986
2012-04-25T18:40:08

Eyeing Up

There is a point I. Life when you reach a certain age and think it is acceptable to eye up those who are clearly to young for you.

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martyn1986
2012-04-25T12:47:16

Smile It's Infectious

Apparently smiling is infectious, but only for those who have something to smile about. For others it's just a reminder how sad and pathetic their lives seem. Smiling kills people.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-04-25T00:18:32

The Wind Down.

It's a shame that for one to wind down, first one must be wound up. Life never simple. Damn it..

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-04-24T20:16:40

Less Than Three Hours

That how long till I get to live my life again as that when I finish my shift at work. At least it has been a relatively smooth day..

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martyn1986
2012-04-24T14:05:14

Mediocre.

Why has being just to standard been acceptable. I strive to do my best which to some may seem just being average but when some or anyone just strives to be average that is truly sad. Sheepish..

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martyn1986
2012-04-24T10:43:39

Sleep

Clearly as a person who works till the hate hours of the night early hours of the morning I should be allowed some time to sleep. Sadly thus does not happen as people are generally not the nice.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-04-23T20:38:58

Break

Seriously they need to make work breaks more worthwhile. As much as I like having them sometimes I think I should just work straight get paid for it and be done with it.

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martyn1986
martyn1986
2012-04-23T12:55:52

Rain.

You have got to love the rain especially after playing high levels of physical indoor sports. The only thing that seems to cool you down really quickly..

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