20 June 2012
Oh stain, now there you are Leaving like a shoot from the ketchup jar Splattered on my newly washed white jeans I want red tomato sauce on my salad greens Not on my jeans! Not on my jeans!
How can I remove you from my thigh? Woops, another stain, Oh my! Asking mum to use Ajax or bleach and wash it off Maybe I should just cut it off? Not on my jeans! Not on my jeans!
Throwing them in the basket like Kobe Bryant Puff it's gone, Booyaa, celebrating like a giant Goodbye my beautiful jeans, and I will see you soon We will meet again by tomorrow afternoon
Not on my jeans! Not on my jeans!
Ketchup, I kill you! • Opuss № I