26 February 2013
One day Dracula is walking down the street, when suddenly ten tons of smoked salmon sandwiches, bread rolls, pitted Oliver's, chicken wings, chipolatas, tomato salary, pizza slices and crisps descends on him from a great height, knocking him to the ground.
'Oh no! He gasps with his dying breath, " It's Buffet the vampire slayer."
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Joke - 138 • Opuss № I