mashedloofa

mashedloofa

2012-05-02T10:21:09

Another AWFULly Funny Joke

So.. You know windmills. I'm a big fan... :D.

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mashedloofa

2012-04-27T22:06:22

Vegetarians

Hey vegetarian friends. Just remember, my food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad now. .

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mashedloofa

2012-04-27T15:46:47

It's The Small Things!

I wish I was friends with a midget, so that when I introduced him I could say "Say hello to my little friend!'.

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mashedloofa

2012-04-25T22:03:03

What's The Officer Problem?

Turns out, when an officer asks you why you're not wearing your seatbelt when you're driving, pretending to have arms like a T-Rex is only hilarious to you.....

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mashedloofa

2012-04-25T21:58:56

Those Awkward Moments

Stop, drop and roll isn't just an effective fire safety tip.. It's also an interesting way to get out of those boring conversations...

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mashedloofa

2012-04-25T21:57:37

I Can Be Anything

Sometimes when I'm alone, I lie on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot..

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mashedloofa

2012-04-25T21:29:05

Awful Joke

There were four men in a bath feeling happy.... So Happy got out...

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mashedloofa

2012-04-24T14:56:55

Love Poem

Roses are Red, Violets are Pencil, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on Toast..

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mashedloofa

2012-04-24T11:18:07

Rosemantic!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Get in the Van, I have a Knife..

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mashedloofa

2012-04-22T10:14:09

Untitled

Friendship is like peeing yourself.. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings...

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mashedloofa

2012-04-22T10:10:08

Untitled

How about a nice cup of go fuck yourself?.

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mashedloofa

2012-04-18T10:42:19

Life

Life isn't measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..

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