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matilda
I like blue! XP
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Get Outside
-Flat owner: Go outside -Flatmate: why -Flat owner: go out and live your life, go out and find your love, go out and breath fresh air...
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Get Outside
-Flat owner: Go outside -Flatmate: why -Flat owner: go out and live your life, go out and find your love, go out and breath fresh air...
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London Underground
Educashun is'nt workin ~poster on wall in the underground.
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Please...
Please can everyone post their last dream they had as I am fascinated by dreams and also find them quite humorous!.
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My Dream
I dreamed that I was at a rocket launching. There was a presenter talking and loads of people in the audience who kept laughing. The presenter's voice sounded so real.
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Silly Joke
Why did the hedgehog cross the road. To see his flat-mate!!.
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Why Do Mice Need Oil?
Because they squeak!!.
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Cerial Poster
Wo hoo I am binge posting!. :D.
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How Do I Follow More People?
Please can someone comment how to follow more people. Thanx!!.
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Food.
Frozen smoothies Avocado salad Mini jam pie This is not a meal. Just a massive 3 course snack..
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Changes
Going back to a place that you once loved and it hasn't changed is good. Going back to a place that you once loved and it has been changed is depressing.
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Trying To Be Philosophical
The world is a series of problems and life is trying to solve them. If you are bored go on an adventure to find a problem, then solve it..
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Who Should I Follow
Don't follow your heart - it gets attached to things too quickly Don't follow your logic - it's too pessimistic Follow your head - it's dot in the middle.
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The Lemon
When life gives you a lemon take it coz hey, free lemons. When life gives you a lemon say 'yeah I like lemons, what else have you got.' When life gives you lemons take them and make cakes with them.
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Life Qyote
Before you insult someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way, when you insult them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes..
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