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Board

Geek jokes really aren't funny.

4 0 5 words
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The Most Random Thing

Aetfdfgfdffsdgfsggfsdgx...:;((.

6 0 1 words
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Recipe 2

2 oz of butter and 1 bag of sugar with anything chocolate I don't even no if it works.

12 0 19 words
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Birthday

It was a woman's birthday and she said to her husband I want something shiny that goes 0-60 in two seconds on the dorstep on Sunday if I don't you've got it so she looked out the window and saw a...

24 1 73 words
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Chimney

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney Your to young to smoke.

18 1 15 words
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The Sunshine State

This guy on google thought London was the sunshine state look outside.

4 0 12 words
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3 Frogs

There were three frogs staying in a bathroom hotel one slept in the bath one slept in the sink and one in the toilet two of them had a good night but the one in the toliet didn't he said first it...

8 0 62 words
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Receptie 1

Folt8 oz half-fat milk 2 scoops ice cream whipped cream 1 chocolate fudge brownie 1 oz flaked chocolate.

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