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"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!"
Ok within the past month or two my life has taken a turn for the worse. I lost my job, my love interest fucked me over and I got ruined by the banks taking money I didn't have. Now admittedly I'm still in debt but, I'm currently feeling a l…
When your father turns around to you and tells you "son, i am so very proud of you right now" those words stick by you for life. Never forget them, they are true love and inspiration.
Come with me, come with me, we'll travel to infinity, I'll always be there oh ohh my future love, I'll always be there for you. My future love. - The Klaxons, Gravitys rainbow.
... That immediate feeling once you wake up. You know the one that says "c'mon get up! Drag yourself out of bed" when bed is the loveliest, warmest and the comfiest place on earth which you never want to leave. And foul things to occur to a…
I've just watched his DVD and I can't honestly believe I've ever laughed so hard in my life. It's so funny. I'm in literal hysterics at this. If you haven't watched it you most definitely should :') Oh god I'm crying :')
... Or is everyone suddenly getting a fuck-tonne more followers? :')
When I'm stable long enough, I start to look around for love, see a sweet in floral print. My mind begins the arrangements, but when I start to feel that pull, turns out I just pulled myself She would never go with me, were i the last girl …
Me and my roommate have decided to each night attempt to contact the dead, just to see what is there, if they want to talk. Now I'm not a supernatural believer most of the time but I want to believe so we will keep trying. Here's hoping th…
After watching a bunch of films about ghosts and evil monsters my housemate and I have decided to take a wander around the graveyard outside our house... WooooooOOOOOoooohhhh. Torches and warm clothes please! :')
I've got a flannel to wash my face, When it gets mucky I feel disgraced, Do you like horlicks do you like chips? I've got a hundred pairs of lips.
Good morning and welcome to Radio Tourettes you shit monkeys. - Frankie Boyle
If you can't be a shining example, be a horrible warning. - Stephen Fry, QI.
I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue…
I'm a very patient man, I have taken my time in life and had a few short lived relationships, don't get me wrong during them I was happy. But the space in-between them killed me. Currently I am in that space. "Single" life-style they call …
Live for today. For tomorrow is promised to no-one.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars - Oscar Wilde.
We are all born equals kicking and screaming. No-one is better than you, we all bleed the same and all share the same oxygen and planet. We have to live as equals to have peace. For at the end of the day, we all die in the same way. Moral …
Sometimes the people with the most power lack the most grace. - Petyr Baelish, Game of Thrones.
Beauty is everywhere you go, from the morning dew on the grass first thing in the morning to the setting of the sun in the evening. From the most malformed people to the skinniest model. Beauty isn't appearance, it is ones actions to their …
A wise friend of mine once said to me: A partner is not someone who should make your life awesome. Your life should be awesome anyway, a partner should just be a cool addition to your life.
Upon taking time to fall in love you waste time falling in love with someone else. Then the person you wanted to fall in love with has already fallen in love with another. The only thing that is certain. Is that spending your time to fall i…
There are only two things that are infinite; The Universe and Human Stupidity. And I'm not too sure about the former.