Those People
Those people you have in life where without them, you would sink into depression.
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mealiamouse
Just those little things that make you think...or laugh...about life :)
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Scientific research has shown that those who have the most birthdays live the longest....
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When someone asks you 'what's up?' And you answer 'the sky'....
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Lies
A lie is a great story that someone ruined by telling the truth..
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I dream of a better world... ...where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned....
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Just Admit It
We've all tried to balance the light switch in the middle....
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When someone tells you the age of their child in months and you're like 'Dude. Don't make me do maths!'.
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Writing the wrong date in your homework so that it looks like you did it on time.
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Team Gale
Katniss is the girl on fire Peeta is the boy with the bread Together they're toast TEAM GALE!.
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Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'you're next' So, I've started doing the same thing to them at funerals....
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The Let Down
The shock Then disbelief, Disappointment Then sorrow Self blame, Then anger... Forgiveness And then laughter.
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It's amazing how just a short, simple comment from someone can make you feel like the worse thing in the world....
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Alarm Bells
You know there's something wrong when you overhear the pilot say "what does that red light mean?".
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Dear Dracula...
Dear Dracula, Remember that night a few years ago. Well, your son's name is Edward... Sincerely, Tinkerbell.
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Just Wondering
Who's rank no. 1??.
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Crayons
We learn a lot from crayons. Some are pretty, some are ugly. But they are all in the same box..
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Life Is Like A Camera
Focus on what's important but keep everything in the picture. Capture the good times, develop from the negatives. If things don't work out, take another shot..
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Life Isn't A Straight Road
There's a curve called failure A loop called confusion Speed bumps called friends Red lights called enemies Caution signs called family And sometimes a flat tire called a job But if you have a...
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You Know That Feeling?
I may look calm... But in my head I just killed you 3 times..
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Drink And Drive
They tell you not to 'drink and drive'. But today I was drinking juice while driving my tricycle. I felt pretty dangerous..
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Whoever Said
'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me' has obviously never had a dictionary thrown at them....
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Isn't It Frustrating
That there is no angry way to say 'bubbles'?.
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Easter
A truly eggshilirating and eggziting eggstravaganza of eggselent choccie eggs. Eggsept I feel rather eggshausted by the end.
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Grrrrr.....
Don't you just hate it when people put 'lol' at the end of a sentence that's not even funny...... lol.
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To Haters
Got a problem. Solve it Lost. Get found Think I'm tripping. Tie my shoe Can't stand me. Sit me down Can't face me. Turn around Love me. Great Hate me. Better Don't like my style.
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Me Without You
Me without you is like: Facebook without friends YouTube without videos Google without results.
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Our phones fall, We panic Our friends fall, We laugh.
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Oranges
Did you know that if you say 'gullible' repeatedly and quickly, it starts to sound like 'oranges'.
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Drink Coffee
Do dumb things faster with more energy.
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Me
There no I in team But there is an m and an e.
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Why Do We Have School?
Music: iTunes PE: wii sports Spanish: Dora Geography: I'll buy a globe English: everything's shortened anyway (lol) Maths: that's why we have calculators History: they're all dead anyway.
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Marmite
Roses are red Violets are blue Marmite: you're brown and I love you.
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Doctor Doctor
Ironic isn't it. How when the local doctors surgery closed down, it was converted into a funeral directors.
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Happiness
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
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Alright
Not everything isn't not going to be not alright.
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Whoever Said Nothing Is Impossible
Never tried slamming a revolving door.
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