medley

medley

2011-12-14T18:20:15

Traits

Until they become pregnant, it seems that the main activity of women is shopping.

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medley

2011-12-12T00:43:01

Fact

I hate losing. I hate it more than I love winning. I hate losing..

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medley

2011-12-12T00:29:21

Just So I Remember

I can't kiss my girlfried anymore. For about a month now I can't manage to shake the feeling that I take her for granted or that I'm not deserving.

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medley

2011-12-09T18:13:52

The Plan

Everyone has a plan intil they get punched in the mouth.

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medley

2011-12-09T10:23:19

Failed Boyfriend

A few days ago i got an sms saying:i'm naked. To which I replied: shh. I'm updating to iOS 5.0.1. Evidently, I am destined for great things in my love life.

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