I just want world peace! Or chocolate! Either would do!!
When I have grandchildren, I will tell them that it's my birthday. And they will reply: please pass that through my electronic translator, while I eat my electric cereal.
Beauty is not a thing Beauty is not a description Beauty is not an image constructed by the media Beauty comes from within.
If the one i love is reading this now, know that I love him If he's reading this now know that I need him If he's reading this now know that I adore him If he's reading this now know that no one...
Someone once asked me if I was sad because I was lonely, as my best friend had moved schools. And then I told them that there was a difference between being lonely and being alone..
Make up isn't to make you look nice, it's to cover up the flaws. So is wearing make-up admitting that you have flaws??.
Why do we have to learn about your 'mature rivers'. Nobody needs to know!. Ok... Except for geography teachers!!.
We think mistakes are mistakes, however they are what makes us, us..
To win all you need to do is try. No matter what the result turns out to be, if you try, you have already won..
Joey: You guys, you know what I just realized. "Joker" is "poker" with a "J." Coincidence. Chandler: Hey, that's... that's "joincidence" with a "C!" like joeys coincidence!!.
The lady on the bench was crying. A man sat down next to her. 'why so sad?' he asked.
A good friend, Sees the first tear, Catches the second, And stops the third..
Ok so I'm excited. It's my birthday. I should be sleeping right now, but surprise surprise. I can't. Why. When I need sleep I never get it.
Twelve You walk slowly when you are with them Eleven You feel shy when they are around Ten You smile when you hear their voice Nine When your with them you dont see anyone else, but...
Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they are there, no matter what..