meganbutterwortg
Don't wait. Life goes faster than you think.
If you are ashamed to stand by your own colours ,maybe you should seek another flag.
You miss 100 % of the shots you never take.
I'll see you when it matters, don't ever depend on my arrival though.
Oh how following someone went from being a crime to what everyone wants......
More and more people are beginning to realise the world is finally changing.
As above. So below.
I really hope you find what you're looking for.
You can't stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
Everyone is so full of shit. Born and raised by hypocrites.
It's not always about the ending, it may be all about the story.
We are At War With Terrorism, Racism But Most Of All We At War With Ourselves!
Because in the end we are all part of something bigger.
Worrying will never change the outcome.
Nothing is over until you choose to give up.
When there is nothing left to burn... Burn yourself...
I hate this town its so washed up & all my friends don't ggive a fuck.
I didn't expect to get this attached to you. So I'm sorry.
First world decisions.
Having the ultimate first world problem trying to decide which order I will watch my new christmas DVDs in.
In life, there are some people you're going to have to lose in order to find yourself.
you're absolutely clueless about how you make people feel.
Anyone have #instagram @meganb507
Pursue happiness.
''hate, hate, double hate .... LOATHE ENTIRELY''
Not to sound like slade but! IIITTTTTTTSSSSSSSSS CCCCHHHHRRRRIIIISSSTTTTMMAAASSS
I'm so nasty when I'm jealous.
Porridge and jam, i am in heaven
If you are an attention seeker, i will judge you.
You look great so perfect on your pictures, why are you such a disappointment in person! Is beyond photoshopping
People that deserve nothing get everything, and people that deserve everything get nothing.
Try not to bruise your knees when you come crawling back to me.
Don't get upset when you started this.
Wine drunk>
Just ordered a new crystal!
The sound of fire is just so relaxing.
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is a little extra.
I'm not very good at handling emotions so I just cry whether I'm happy, sad, angry, excited or bored etc
You take away the pain and i thank you for that
I've been locked inside your heart shaped box for weeks
Not to get technical... but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.
Whenever I'm bored I just spray hair moose in my hands and clap
Because there's no hope and it's time to come of age
Phox with a ph.
Blind willie Johnson - dark was the night.
I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional.
hate it when you talk to someone all the time, and then one day they just stop talking to you, didn't realise i had an expiry date
Costa express in shell is my new fave thing
I tired playing it cool but when I'm looking at you I can't ever be brave
No one wastes time quite like I do.
No one wastes time quite like I do.
Imagine how different life could be if one little thing didn't happen or one little thing changed
Yesterday was history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is the present. You're still a peasant
Oh well in five years time we could be walking round a zoo
can you read my mindddddddddddddddddddd
I can't take being dyslexic in sixth form anymore.
: Some people are such cunts they don't know the thin line between banter and bullying
Aint no rest for the wicked
The feeling of being judged by people who don't understand...
Before you assume, learn the facts. Before you judge, understand why. Before you hurt someone, feel. Before you leave, commit to staying.
Don't be what people want you to be. Be yourself and find someone who truly loves you for what and who you are.
People can't change the truth but the truth can change people...
Hurry and Make your move before I'm gone, because people change and hearts move on.
Dear Past, thanks for all the lessons. Dear Future, I’m ready.
Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it.
Live every day as if it’s your last, embracing each experience as if it’s your first.
Sometimes I keep my feelings to myself because it's hard for someone else to understand them.
Sometimes all we need is a hug to make us realize that everything will soon be alright.
When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe then you'll be successful.
It's really nice how some people can make you smile, just by thinking about them.
It’s sad, but sometimes, moving on with the rest of your life starts with goodbye.
Aspire. I don't know nothing but neither do you!
mental pictures, no cameras please.
: Some people will never realize that there still doing wrong.
Instagram anyone #love #TagsForLikes.COM @TagsForLikes
Hearing about this party I wasn't invited too! Being unfollowed by friends.
Love getting blamed for simple things, things that I don't even own
Why act so nice and wonderful</3 if your gonna be nasty to me when I haven't done anything!!
I hate all my friends. Everyone in school. Everyone on this planet. I hate.
I have been sat in the cold dark kitchen listening to rain wondering where it all when wrong for about 3 hours.
Don't farce happiness and don't push sadness. Oh and all I ever wanted form you was travel.
You can't eat the candy people they talk they have aspirations
You never really know until you think, think, think. –Pooh
All I'm asking you is that you give me a chance. –Tinkerbell
Laughter is no enemy to learning. –Walt Disney
Forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things. –Big Mama (Fox and The Hound)
The thing that makes me different are the things that make me ‘me’. –Pooh
Raise the stakes
Death in bloom.
: *puts hand in bath* that's good to get in *gets in bath* BOILING OUCH BURRRRRRNING. This is the reason why I have trust issues.
Girl logic: maybe if i wear this shirt that shows my boobs i'll meet a nice guy who wants me For my personality.
Sucks when your best friend is in a relationship and you're like forever alone.
I'm excited for snow this winter.
Well looks like we're never talking again.
She's a runner, rebel, and a stunner.
Why can't I get mobile reception in my house, yet a terrorist can upload his videos from a cave in Afghanistan?
why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
They say when you know too much it's hard to be happy. Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead.
Don't need acceptance or attention from you!
never compromise
Pretending to be happy when you're in pain is just an example of how strong you are as a person.
I've always believed that if you put in the work, the results will come.
"Normal phone = xxxxx iPhone = xxcxc" life
Stay strong i whispered to my wifi
If you pals had instagram I would have shared my hippie and zombie outfits with you.... But nooooo
Don't let your ears hear what your eyes didn't see, and don't let your mouth say what your heart doesn't feel.
The walls will ooozzz green slime... Oh they already do that.
The trash ringing, the bash singing, the mash flinging ...yes the hash slinging slasher
Putting the ass in assassin.
If you don't fight for what you want, don't cry for what you lost.
Pretty words aren't always true and true words aren't always pretty.
The only difference between a good and a bad day is your attitude.
"I hang out with guys because theres less drama" Me "I hang out by myself because there's no drama..and I don't have to wear clothes"
I need a drink
The water is colddd down here mane
Mermaids really do exist!
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
Been trying hard not to get into trouble, but I’ve got a war in my mind.
Life is all about perception
Sometimes people's true colors, paint a really ugly picture. Dont always force yourself to be the artist
Some people are so poor, all they have is money.
I want to go to the pumpkin patch more than anything right now
You should care more about the people who were on the bridges you burned than the bridges themselves
Dream on but don't imagine they'll all come true
The goal in life is not to live for ever, but to leave behind something that will
I search for hope in darkness!
How good though
SOCIETY!: you but things you don't need. With money you don't have. To impress those who don't care.
I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
The rebelution pandora station is always on point
Be the person your dog think you are.
Live in such a way that if anyone should speak badly of you, no one would believe it.
Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behavior does.
Be curious, not judgmental.
Never stop wondering. Never stop wandering.
You don't have a soul. You ARE a soul. You HAVE a body.
Someday everything will make perfect sense. ✌
To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment
Tosh >>>>
Just thiiiiink happy thoughts
People don't know anything about themselves because they're always too worried about other people.
Worrying does not empty tomorrow of its troubles, it empties today of its strength.
Going pumpkin picking with my hippies <3
Girls who slender bullies, who bully themselves brain dead horrorbags
Thought air was free until I bought a bag of walkers crisps this morning.
awkward moment when an egg starts talking to you
'All boys are the same'. yeah because Gok Wan, Hitler and Ed Sheeran have loads in common.
if you still take pictures in the mirror with a blue WKD, please go and re-evaluate your life
I belong with you you belong with me in my sweet heart <3 I don't think you're right for him think of what might have been if you took a bus to china town <3
Twitter or Instagram anyone....?
Move like its world war 3
Furbies are secret spies for the government and they're back......
Imagine being someone's idea of perfect.
In this trouble town. Trouble I found!
Karma got me.....
I am now a hippy. Hippy meg is my name. Hippy meg is hippyish
Karma scares me sleepless...
I left school to escape it! It never ends!!!!!!!!!!
I hate her.i hate her. I.hate.her.please.die.now!
The face she breathes the same air as me is bad enough! She's at the same school and is so two faced! Why can't people see it....
If theres two things she told me is: Don't make decisions when you're angry, and don't make promises when you're happy.
Ginger ninja
Weep for yourself, my man, You'll never be what is in your heart Weep Little Lion Man, You're not as brave as you were at the start...
I had a dream last night I wasn't ugly..... I wake up being ugly hell!
Meganb507
I live in a castle guys
Saw a kidnapping today. Decided not to wake him though.
Meganb507
I have a bruise the size of north west Africa on my leg!
#winning
According to some old myths, when you are born, you're crying from your death in your past life.
@UnusuaIFacts: When a person cries, and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, It's happiness. If it's from the left, It's pain.
When a person cries, and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, It's happiness. If it's from the left, It's pain.
The human mind spends 90% of the time waiting, hoping, and wishing for something that may not happen.
According to some old myths, our dreams are just blurred memories of our previous lives.
The weight of the world would be okay, if it would pick a shoulder to lean on so I can stand up straight
I come home, look in the mirror and realise I've looked like a croc all day
The smell of rain
There is no hope and it's hard to come of age.
You wrote your number on my hand but it came off in the rain.
Every now and then I announce "I know you're listening" to empty rooms.
i've been to the year 3000 not much has changed but freddo's are 40 quid
Meganb507 Instagram me please! Or else I will cry blood......
It's so hard to be the most ugliest, awful thing to ever have to walk the face of the earth, no one will ever understand my pain
""Studied at Oldham college"" nothing to advertise now
'Don't eat too many of those sweets else you wont be able to eat all of your dinner!' lol wanna bet mum?
Faye- "when i'm older i'm going to do ALL my shopping online so i don't have to leave the house and breath in the same air as all the basic bitches"
If someone kidnapped me, they'd soon bring me fucking back.
Being gay is fine. Being bi-sexual is fine. Being straight is fine. Do you know what's not fine. Crocs.
I genuinely despise your existence
Aim for the sun and even if you lose you are still among the stars <3
Not about that now.
People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messed cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.
Sinister...
Bonobo - all in form >
At the end of the day all you have is tomorrow morning...
Don't like me.....? I don't wake up to impress you
It may be something psychological.....
when you have no reason at all to hate someone but for some reason everytime you hear their name you tear your own limbs off
looks like ive been punched in the jaw
C'mon love love love, c'mon love love love, god show me love!
this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore.
Someone anyone follow me on Instagram #follow #love #happiness #me #summer #. Meganb507
Happy moment, I praise God. Difficult moment, I seek God. Painful moment, I trust God. Every moment, I THANK GOD.
Things will get worse before they get better, but when they do, remember who put you down & who helped you up.
Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.
When I feel your velvet I can't help it....
Collecting mcds toys because in ten year they'll be worth something!!!!
I dreamt someone would follow last night on Instagram..... I was wrong :(
Faith, in the religious context, is the belief in the unseen or the hope for a certain outcome.
Omg when your mum comes over to you to say "Deep within the human psyche lies the pathway to paradise"
You cannot open the door to the future & the past at the same time, for the winds of time will shut one of them for you.
You will keep making the same mistakes until you start to learn, your mistakes speak about you, if you would listen.
The more you struggle the more the problem becomes yours, you must distance yourself from negativity & begin again.
The most two important days in your life are the day you were born, and the day you figure out why.
I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in really fast on Google Earth. It's pretty much the same thing.
Who unfollowed me on instagram!! You better hope I don't find you -_-
Novelty Harry potter wand for my birthday... "warning this is not a toy" shut up I'm dressing up at playing with it!!!!!!!!!!
17 in 2 hours?! So.old.help.
When it comes to friendship its not how long you've known a person but how long they are willin to stay when you nee them
I'm so indie....
search for 241543903 in Google images, its pictures of people putting their heads in refrigerators.
Setting slug traps, so I can have eyebrows like the kids <3
A life without hope is sad and long....
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
Getting excited to be a teacher when seeing children's books :O OMFQ
I laugh at my own texts before I send them because I'm that damn funny.
When you dislike someone so much that their name angers you.
Was gonna do my homework but im on.. Opuss instead
Dropping out?.............School vs. life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
That was my first and last time of touching raw chicken
Laughing so hard that you can't breathe, and just accepting the fact that you're gonne die.
A friend to all is a friend to none.
My mum just told.... You are never a loser until you quit trying.
I hate the human race!.!. My dog understands me and doesn't answer back <3
Life is an endless struggle and them you die...
You know what really hurts me inside? Internal bleeding.
Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other says "We're both going to die and nobody will hear us scream."
I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way across Europe.
A friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry,. so I threw a watermelon at his face.
What's big, white, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A fridge.
What did the cow say after seeing its family murdered? Moo.
An owl and a snake are sitting in a tree watching a farmer go by. The owl then eats the snake because it’s a bird of prey..
*washing hands* - *sleeve starts falling down* NOOOOOO!
Have a sore throat so decided to send voice notes of me yoddeling to my mum
Because the earth is slowing down, today is 0.00000002 seconds longer than yesterday.
In the 1830's, Ketchup was sold as medicine.
Since, my battery's getting low. Time to go freak out some villagers.
So wish I took maths and chemistry.. Gonna cry
Kill.........die...........bury...........casual
Statuses can help spot a psychopath... Oh no..........
My birthday on Wednesday OMFQ! My life is so slow...........
I feel guilty when my dog can smell another dog on me I feel like I've been cheating.
"Were you dropped as a child?" Yea..Into a pool of Sexy
we’re all supposed to die in 3 months i can’t wait
Face it or accept it. Fear it, or control it.
Tripping over an object then verbally abusing it.
small talk is the worst, tell me your deepest darkest secrets or go
treat others the way you would treat your dog
Shall I drop out of school and become a hippie.......:/
I will finish this!
My brother thinks unicorns and mermaids aren't real.. Foolish mortal
What is wrong with the school system! It's so messed up!!!
Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.
disappointed when you're excited about something, and then it never happens
Im Offended....ok then goodbye....
People who create drama. Deserve karma....
This moment of this day of this year will never happen again... Don't waste your life
Does anyone believe in destiny....? Or do we have the power to change life?.....
Once you smash a mirror you never look whole again
Officially lost so much respect for someone who Once I idolised..
The brain can only hold 150 stable social relationships!....
The wolves have run away....
I live and love for English lessons AS<3
The party don't start til I log in!
everyone is getting a boyfriend and you know what im getting? FATTER
you can't spell lame without me
''i'd rather be called beautiful instead of hot xxxx' WELL THAT'S A SHAME BECAUSE YOU'RE NEITHER
if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it
okay guys i have to let this one out i’m sorry to break it on you but i’m actually a potato
It’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
mum forgot to buy milk again, i can't cope with life anymore
watermelons are really fat but you don’t see them having low self esteem now do you
do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself
a boy touched my hand today idk guys i might be pregnant
American tanned
i spend 800% of my life exaggerating
i mean your face looks photoshopped
There are around 200 corpses on Mount Everest.
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift away from each other.
There are couch naps and bed naps. Bed naps are serious.
Making faces to a stranger's baby when their parents aren't looking
Heavier than a death in the family
: Cracking your knuckles does not actually hurt your bones or cause arthritis. The sound you hear is just gas bubbles bursting
: If anyone is having a bad day, remember that in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now its worth $58,065,210,000
Your mind spends about 70% of its time replaying memories and creating scenarios of perfect moments.
Insomnia restrains me
I hope you were at home crying your fucking eyes out!
time to get on with some very important work..
Shakespeare influenced us all...
My idea of extreme sports is licking the knife clean of Nutella!
Moment of silence for the single girls who have to listen to their friend talk about her new boyfriend!
: Im bringin' sexy back! LOL JK I'm licking the Dorito dust off my fingers...
I hate how spiders just sit there on your wall, acting like they pay rent
you will always remember this as the day you nearly caught captain jack sparrow
And on the other side politics and religion are the same.....
: The older I get, the less I trust.
We live in a society that teaches "Don't get raped'. instead of "Don't rape."
God > Everything
I'm not antisocial, society is antime!
That millisecond you think you're going to die when you lean back in your chair a little to far.
Sucking a cup to your face then panicking because it won't come off..
Money may not buy happiness but it can certainly improve the quality of your misery.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I know life is really, really tough for the visually impaired.
Opening your cabinet, seeing there's about to be an avalanche of stuff falling, and quickly closing it for the next person to deal with.
Why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he was hit by a bus.
That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by.. ;)
I hate it when I don't forward a chain letter and then I die the next day.
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 80 years to kill us?....
We are all molecules in atom of society....
Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.
I'm in love with cities I've never been to and people I've never met.
The problem these days is that people are never happy with what's in front of them. They're more interested in what they don't have.
Saying "never mind" because you're to lazy to repeat yourself..
I get really offended when somebody can't trust me.
I am always ready.
No one really cares until something dramatic happens.
Just because other people kiss your ass doesn't mean I'm going to.
I have change so much over 5 weeks! Wow k ouch!
You all are perfect please don't change! <3
Hi I'm Megan... I enjoy petting sheep, I once shaved one it was amazon! I have a sick unhealthy problem with instagram, like I don't sleep as stuff..... Still mange food tho! Gotta make time tbh.... Always I live you all... I love meeting n…
I really hate everyone!.
A monster ate my family and now I'm lonely :(
When I was 9 I performed an exorcism on my neighbours cat..
Grandma: "Let the hunger games begin!" Me: "Grandma please, this is just an egg hunt!"
Just in case no one has said it to you today but happy your alive xoxoxox
Protector in the light or a stranger in the dark...
What is the golden rule.... SAY NUFFIN!!!!!
"Don’t stress over anything that you can’t change." –Mickey Mouse
A company called Browning is selling knives specially designed to combat a zombie apocalypse.
Instagram please someone follow me!!!!!!
When i'm bored, nobody texts me. When i'm busy, BAM! I'm the most popular kid on the planet.
Watching a youtube video and not having an advertisement pop up.winning!
That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.
Calm down bitch, if your heart was really broken, you'd be dead.
Facebook: *Scrolling down your newsfeed thinking* "don't care'' "Whore" "Your life sucks" "Song lyrics" "Inside joke?" "Need a therapist."
If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?... Nothing they just waved... Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm shore you did, beach.
Throwing ice at people because they need to chill.
I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday.
I really don't have time for people who don't find me hilarious.
That random mood when you just want to kill everyone for no apparent reason.
Oh so you took 20 minutes to text me back? Cool I’ll take 30.
The pain of yesterday is the strength of today.
I hate first days,!!!! Made friends but still dropping out to become a travelling hippie!!!
Whenever I try cleaning my room I either end up making a bigger mess, or just playing with the stuff I thought I lost.
I over analyze situations because I am scared of what will happen if i'm not prepared for it.
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%, unless you’re donating blood.
The most intimate relationship I have in life is with my iPhone.
There are two kinds of secrets: Those we keep from others and the ones we hide from ourselves.
I want a baby. But I don't want to go through pregnancy or labour, but I want the baby to be biologically mine. See my problem?
Wish I was really skinny, life would be great if I was really skinny..
Adventure time is not just a show! Its my life!!!!!!!!
The idiot in horror movies who suggests they should split up.
If you can't handle the truth, then don't ask for my opinion.
If the people in horror movies listened to me, they'd still be alive.
Someone, anyone, follow me please merrrr :(
Give up!
Everything is a sin stop it!
Get wasted with a student with a loan to blow,
There's a chance the devil may care...
times get tough?, oh they'll get tougher
I hate hearing something that absolutely kills you inside and having to act like you don't care.
Forever jealous of others...
OMGOMGOMG!!!!!! adventure time have followed me on twitter!! And I ain't tweeted once
I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later, but a little beard told me to tell you so I will whisker it in your ear.
Follow me and I'll take you nandos?
imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
Be miserable. Or be motivated. But remember, it's always your choice.
Will anyone follow me?
Obstacles are put in your way to see if what you want is really worth fighting for.
I’m super lazy today, which is kind of like normal lazy but I’m also wearing a cape.
Bitch, I'm not Willy Wonka, I don't sugar coat shit.
I am now an a level student! YES
You know what I think hurts the most? The feeling of being replaced. It's like no matter what you did, it wasn't enough.
OMGOMGOMG ARGH!!!!! I can't even finish my sentences when I am angry.. -_-
Don't waste your time looking back at what you've lost. Move on. Life is not meant to be traveled backwards.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.
YouTube: ''This video is not available in your country'' Where the f**k am I from? NARNIA?!
The awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with the same person like 5 times.
Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people. If they care, they'll notice. If they don't, you know where you stand
Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called 2 faced, its called growing up.
I remember when staying up past midnight was hard to do. Now it’s a bad habit.
Who invented hugs? the first hug would have been awkward. "what are u doin, y are u holding me???" "shhh just trust me"
I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
"Fuck it" - my final thought before making most decisions
Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat
Normal Friends: Can I come over? My Friends: I’m coming over
I don't want to sound badass or anything, but I play Wii without the wrist strap on.
"Hi" "Hey" "Are you awake?" "No, I taught myself how to text in my sleep."
Missing a certain teacher...............
I am a changed girl! Comment your instagram and tublrs and I'll follow y'all xoxoxox
Imagine if you opened a packet of crisps and spiders came out
hate over thinking and getting the feeling that I’m unwanted.
If I had a penny for every time you made me feel worthless, I'd be worth something by now.”
Seeing an attractive person in public and thinking "Damn, I'll never see them again."
Omg that's a pretty picture of you! How long did it take to edit?
I love seeing old couples. It makes me feel that sometimes love can exist for forever
Gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower bit with me in it
Teacher: "What comes after 69?" Student: "Mouthwash." Teacher: "Get out."
The annoying moment when you're washing your hands and your sleeve starts falling down.
British boy: "You look beautiful today, love." American boy: "Yo ass is kickin."
Don't treat me like a fool. I know the difference between what you say & how you feel. I know when it's real.
When parents say "Because I said so", you know you made a good argument.
If you really loved me you would have never let me go.
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you
When you text someone 'heyy :)' and they reply back with 'yes?' well excuse the hell out of me
Teacher: "Where's your book?!" Me: "At home." Teacher: "And what's it doing there?" Me: "Having more fun than me."
You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.
Words only hurt when you allow yourself to believe them.
I keep my feelings to myself because it's hard for someone else to understand them.
True ninjas let the microwave hit 0 without letting it beep.
I get hurt easily and take alot of things personally.
That 'someone kill me' moment when you realize that person wasn`t waving at you.
I may not be the prettiest, smartest, or nicest person in the world, but I can say that I am proud of who I am.
I like rumors! I found out so much about me that I didn't even know.
Excuse me, here’s your nose. I found it in my business.
Only 3 types of people tell the truth. 1) Kids. 2) The drunk. 3) The angry.
Just because I don't start the conversation, doesn't mean I'm not dying to speak to you.
When a hipster posts about being excited for dr who… and spells it “docta hoo”
Beyond stoked!!!!
Rip Neil Armstrong! The man who truly understood the concept of YOLO
swear whenever i tell my parents something i end up getting a lecture on life!
Barbie is so overrated tbh
Omg omg!!!! In agony I lost my brothers gay pride shirt in the house!!! I can't breath I can't breath!!! I'm crying
Life's to short to worry about "what ifs"
Cold hearted child tell where it when wrong, we can't go back, so you don't have to be worrying ....
You exist, but do you live?
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
Before I die, I would like to build a blanket fort with the one I love and sleep in it together.
Life is too short to remove the USB safely.
When I kill a bug, I never clean it up. I leave it's body there as a reminder to the other bugs.
You can erase someone from your mind. Getting them out of your heart is another story.
For you my dear I'd bleed myself dry
I hate all exam boards
If only I could meet someone new.......
I want to meet new people..!
I do what I want, when I want, wherever I want! ...as long as my mom says it's okay.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP" *answers phone* "Hi Mommy.."
If everyone listened to bob Marley! The world would be at peace
Whenever someone calls you ugly, get super sad and hug them because just think how tough it is for them to be visually impaired.
Your ex asking to be friends after a break up is like... Kidnappers asking you to "keep in touch" after letting you go
I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious.
: I always erase my entire password if I think I've mistyped 1 letter.
I wish I could download food from the internet.
Just remember, if we get caught, you are deaf and I don't speak english.
I just broke my personal record of days without dying today.
When I think of books, I touch my shelf
I hate the fact that the person I'm missing right now, probably isn't thinking of me.
Our generation will be the WEIRDEST grandparents.
sad to think most girls don't get the attention they deserve because they keep there clothes on :(
: I hate when people change around certain people.
The less you care. The happier you'll be.
in a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds & think we fried people as punishments
I hope I make friends at college :( nerves
Stuck in speed bump city Where the only thing that's pretty Is the thought of getting out
Jake bugg is perfect, ok?
"Let's watch a scary movie!" *hours later* "Dude walk me to the bathroom..''
It's funny how the people who hurt you the most are the ones who swore they never would.
Don’t be afraid to make mistakes. Be afraid of not learning from them.
Just because we haven't been talking, that doesn't mean I haven't been thinking about you all the time.
Sometimes a cry can cure what a laugh can’t.
That awkward moment when Facebook forgets your birthday
Be careful who you call your friends. I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
"Dude, she just called u lazy" ... "Oh hell no! Go tell her i'm not"
People: Any guy would be lucky to have you. Me: Who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth.
It's sad when people you know become people you knew and how you used to be able to talk to them and now you can barely look at them.
There's always the dole I guess..
It would be amazing if my dog could talk. Until I think of all the stupid stuff I've done in front of him
"i can spell FUDGE with my GCSE results" no just no.
When someone says "expect the unexpected", slap them and say "I bet you didn't expect that!"
I'm amazed by how quickly I forget what I'm doing.
Results today..... Brickssss
I'm amazed by how quickly I forget what I'm doing.
If you never jumped around the furniture avoiding the lava on the ground, then you didn't have a childhood.
I miss the days when homework was just..... colouring.
Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you" "Yeah.. So is a grenade...”
Where is my prince charming......?
You know your parents are hippies when they stop to dig a plant up in the street and say " mother nature belongs to us all, this isn't stealing " mum seriously I could have got you some roses........
When my friend doesn't allow me to copy off their homework and I'm like "nevermind, I'll find someone like youuuuu".
I wish I had the courage to tell you how I feel.
That amazing moment when you find money in your clothes that you forgot was there.
I’d rather walk alone, than chase you around. I’d rather fall by myself than let you drag me down.
I don't miss you, I don't care, I don't think of you, I'm over you, I'm done with you, you're forgotten.. What a perfect lie.
Sometimes people only change because of how badly they've been hurt.
Daddy told me no matter what i do he will always love me..... So I stole the car.....
Stand there " I'm hipster indie " with the obey SnapBack,..... You lost originality!!!!!!
meganb507 instagram pleaseeeeee, I'll follow you back ^^
Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family
Don't u. Ever. Get too. Comfortable
Slapping your friend when something exciting happens.
I hate it when I'm being lied straight to my face when I know every bit of the truth.
We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
Teacher: Why are you talking when I am? Me: Why are you interrupting my conversation?
Oh, you write song lyrics on Facebook, your life must be so deep.
You're 13 and you just broke up with your boyfriend? your life must be over.
Your main goal in life is to become twitter/facebook famous? I bet your mother's so proud..
1810: Girls got undressed for their husbands. 1910: Girls got undressed for money. 2010: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook.
I don't talk to you. But every time my phone vibrates, I wish it was from you.
Me: "Breathe if you find me attractive." Entire human race: *dies from lack of oxygen*
If you allow someone to be the source of your happiness, they will also become the source of your pain.
If hope were a tree, I'd give you a forest. If happiness were leaves, I'd give you a tree. If forgiveness was water, I would give you the ocean.
Sometimes You Have To Forget What You Want To Remember What You Deserve.
Everything happens for a reason, the hard part is finding out what that reason is.
So they pay $1,000,000 for commercials of starving kids, but they can't feed them?
Fake friends? Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
Self control: The ability to prevent myself from beating the sh*t out of someone who desperately needs it.
Adele may set fire to the rain, but spongebob can make a campfire underwater.
*Middle of test with 100+ students. Dead quiet* STOMACH: I will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale.
Respect old people: they graduated highschool without google or wikipedia.
People are so quick to judge others faults, but never quick to point out their own.
I think a lot, but I don't say much.
That annoying moment when you're walking around the house with socks on and step on a random wet spot .
Book a ticket and just leave.
Letting go and moving on is not giving up, it’s called being strong.
Less love, more sex, no calls, just texts, new girl, no ex, more sleep, no stress.
It's funny how your parents tell you it's their house, but as soon as something needs cleaning, it magically becomes yours too.
I'm not trying to sound like a badass but the closest I've gotten to murder is holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop.
: Cat: Meow … Me: Meow? … Cat: Meow meow … Me: Oh my lord. I speak cat.
: Smiling at the people who dislike you just to piss them off even more.
: You call me 3 times, I ignore it. *Unknown call* Who the fuck you trying to fool?
: Dear therapist, I might actually come see you if your job title didn't spell out 'the rapist' Sincerely, not lying down.
Here is some advice ladies, how about Leave this age 16 corruptive relationship and wait for someone worth it!
Tbh there is no need for ignorance at all, sort it
People with instagram?..... Does thou wanna follower?
....Happiness never decreases by being shared." ~Budda
Cool kids can't die.
Emotionally: I’m done. Mentally: I’m drained. Spiritually: I'm dead. Physically: I smile.
The next time someone annoys you so much you just wanna slap em..do it and say, "Mosquito" and quickly walk away.
"You've changed" ... No actually i think the proper term is "I've stopped trying to please your ass."
Will anyone follow me on instagram? X
"4000 friends on Facebook".... Imagine if you actually knew or spoke to even 10 .......
Hmmm always the dreamer... Never the dream.
I can't not breathe, live, without my hourly dosage of Ben Howard!
But mum, I love him ?!?!!!!!!
I would never call you stupid. You are... But I'd never call it you
We are all worm, although I do believe I am a glow-worm
Fool me once. Shame on you. Fool me twice. Prepare to die.
Jake bugg and Ben Howard! Are perfect <3
HA! Im a ninja, you wouldn't see me coming if I was dressed as Elton John my friend
Expect lies, don't accept lies
May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook..
And my bank account ain't hardly empty,, that why I be driving barbie Bentley, and bob Marley is my idol, not only coz he smoked pain like a chimney ......
I enjoy long romantic walks... Mainly to the fridge
If happiness was an beautiful big ocean ... I'd sink.....
There is a bob Marley DVD !! I must have now!!!!
Ben Howard <3
"Serves 12"..... Challenge accepted
Hey, u k?
Why kill hipster vain indies' with the power of vintage ?
Why cant I live in a disney tale fantasy :( ..... Xxxx
I feel broken when I see the elderly sitting alone in the park..
Lying in the grass, on a field, in no where, is therapeutic
You shouldn't judge somebodies path, If you haven't walked it yourself..
Just got dumped and replace within 48hr. Awesome.
I just saw a movie so bad it was on a plane and people still walked out
I once had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up and my pillow was gone :O
Don't have phone sex you might get hearing aids..
It's take 43 muscles to frown and yet it is not an Olympic sport..
Breaking: Tuesday is just as bad as Monday
A tree falls the way it leans, be careful the way you lean
Inhale love. Exhale hate.
Chance nothing but drinks and dreams
Take every chance. Drop ever fear
Your mistake should be your motivation not your excuses
They tell you to be yourself and judge you for it...
A way to stay positive. Replace "if only" with "next time"
Real eyes Realise Real lies
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will know peace
The less you care. The happier you will be..
You can't start the next chapter of your life if you re-read the last over and over again..
Memories take you back. Dreams take you forward.
You are never fully dressed without a smile :)
You do not need people in your life who do not need you in theirs..
The only person you should ever try to be better then, is the person you was yesterday..
Spread love not legs..
The feeling you get when someone close to you picks, someone else as a priority that they hardly know........ That feeling of being second best :(
I'll be back in 15 minutes
Anyone wanna chat on kik?
It's a small world after all... I miss Disneyland
When high heels meet wood floors............
The moment when you're arguing with someone and then realise that they are right............. But continue to argue anyways
My mood changes like the wind :S
I want love :(
Well im out of sunshine and rainbows !
Hard being ugly......
I <3 bob Marley
It breaks my heart to see you.... And know you don't care anymore
Red, red wine goes to my head ...... Red red wineeeeeeeee
I am now officially blonde, first time ever dying my hair ^^o
Only bob Marley can make me smile now
Why would he give up so easy....... :(
Why are people stupid..............
Are you athletic? Yes I surf the net.
Grammar is important, commas save life's for instance, "let's eat, grampa" or let's eat grampa......."
I love how in scary movies the victim is all like "hello?" as if the bad guys gonna be like " yeah, I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich? "
When I am feeling sad I just sing .... Then I realise my voice is worse than my problems
I saw a butterfly today with no wings, I poured some red bull on it and BAM! ........... It drowned
Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought....... I think.......
The real trouble with reality is there's no background music......
Going to church doesn't make you a christian anymore then standing in a garage makes you a car.......
The dictionary is the only place where success come before work.....
I'm a nobody? Nobody is perfect....... Therefore I'm perfect
Only speak your mind. Never mind what you speak
Don't chase anything but drinks and dreams
I get paranoid when people touch my phone\laptop
Skipped that part in puberty were I get really attractive tbh
Jesus had 12 followers.... HA I have 20 . I win.
Eating an ice pop wbu? Hands cold tho
I want a boyfriend
Disney is lying to you!!!!!!!
The dress doesn't make you. You make the dress <3
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore."
I think it's about time I married my husband <3
Fairytales! Who invented them?
As soon as the sun is out in England, everyone come out half naked
It's a hot day and my mum just said to me sweating like Megan in a fruit shop :0
If couples who are in love called love birds, are couples who argue called angry birds?
I really hate the word creepy , it's cringe
A well spent day brings happy sleep ;- D. <3
If happy ever happens did exist ....... I'd be bored
What is religion ?
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box. :D
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. -Henry David Thoreau
Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Harold R. McAlindon
Every breath counts , not just someone's last and first
Follow me on twitter I'll follow y'all back. ;D
I guess nothing really last forever,
I recently got twitter, now I can stop attaching notes to penguins go communicate with everyone <3
Im scared to go to a new school, it's Crompton house tho!!!!!!
Anyone want to follow me on facebook? No, friendless :'( xxxx
I have a life in Germany exam on the 20th of this month. It was march the last time I checked
One more love song I'll be sick
Does anyone wanna add me on face book x????
It was my last day at school today, I never realised the bounds I made, I'm going to miss everyone so much <3
Don't wait around for someone to tell you when to live your life, begin again<3
What's the most difficult decision you've ever made ?
Would you kill your only friend, if it's the right thing to do?
I must study an inspector calls, I wound forgive stupid Gerald :(
I love of mice and men, poor crooks :(
I love walking the dog in the evening <3
Having daddy and daughter time <3
Eat with your mouth closed please!!!
Emily is snoring hehe
Religion, what do you believe in? Me: Karma Afterlife God And ghost What religion am I??
People who eat with their mouth open is so disgusting eww........
Going to be doing a good 7hours straight of English ..... Yum
And we found faith in the eyes of the lord
If you had a chance to name a perfume what would you call it
“The idea of my life as a fairy tale is itself a fairy tale.” ― Grace Kelly
“If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.” ― Albert Einstein .
Going for a walk with a friend in the pouring rain......
Hello, good morning everyone
Through glitter through the rain. The pain and strain, are to blame but never claim.x,
What did one banana say to the other banana whilst robbing a bank ................ We gotta spilt. X
Watching Jurassic park, I remember when I was scared of dinosaurs, I was scared of a lot...... I still am actually , I need to buy a cottage and live happy.... Like now x x
When you tell someone a secret, they then hold an upper hand on you, the power of your privacy in their hands, don't tell who you can't trust, little things blow out of proportion.
All I want to be is smart, well If a try hard enough,, my friend was quite nasty today she stole something valuable to one of my dear friends
My advice is open to everyone who needs it, I'm a good advice giver, I hope I can help you in any way possible x
Hello, I'm starting my blog,, hope I'm not too boring, I'll talk about everything going on around me,, I'm meeting my friend tomorrow who I was convinced to fall out with because of others opinions, it may be awkward x x x
Can i post my life on here please