11 August 2012
Wow.... I guess this is my 200th Opuss. I would just like to thank all the Opussians who have helped me get this far, especially my 88 wonderful followers. I've written a little something for all of you- I hope you like it:
Conversation between a cat and a cupcake who speaks very little English.
*Cat pads over into kitchen, sits down in front of baking tray*
Cat: What is that smell? Why do I smell vanilla? Ah! Who are you?
Cupcake: I do understand that you are very much a cat. I am a cupcake Spanish.
Cat: Okay.... Why are you in my house?
Cupcake: I do not know. I know first that I am a cupcake Spanish.
Cat: Why are you in my house? Are you a murderer?
Cupcake: Yes, that is a thing that is good, no? A murderer?
Cat: There is a murderer in my house. Who are you trying to murder?
Cupcake: I do not comprehend. I am a cupcake.
Cat: A cupcake. Right. Hold on.
*Cat proceeds to lick hind leg.*
Cupcake: Why? Why that?
Cat: Why what? I'm a cat, that's what I do.
Cupcake: However, I am a cupcake. My name is Shakespeare.
Cat: Okay. If you insist.
Cupcake: I do insist.
Cat: Can I ask you a question?
Cupcake: More or less.
Cat: Can I eat you?
Cupcake: .... ¡Que lastima!
Cat: Alright then.
*Cat proceeds to consume cupcake.*
THE END
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