22 November 2012
Hello people of earth. My name is Carlos and I am an emo turkey, THE emo turkey, actually. I grew up in Portugal and spend 364 days a year locked up in a mental institution. My hair is blue and I am bisexual. The turkeyness just radiates off of me. I only come out once a year, so you should be very grateful. Or a paramedic. Your choice. My favourite colour is black pink. It's pink, but not. It's actually black. As an emo turkey, there are many things I enjoy, such as Brazilian tribal rituals. And liquid soup. And various manoeuvres. Yes, I also occasionally enjoy cocaine. And hot cocoa. And Asian delicacies. Another thing you should know about me is that I don't talk much. Until next year, emo turkey says"don't forget your cyanide."
Carlos The Emo Turkey | Part 1 • Opuss № I