29 July 2012
Dear Diary,
This is my first day on the job and I have to say I'd rather slam my tongue in a car door than work here. All my boss ever does is run around the city in a cape, yelling "to the this-mobile, to the that-mobile!" and I'm always the 'to the kitchen to make me a coffee-mobile!'. I hate my job. The highlight of my time here was collecting pizza for my boss, his date and his wife. Why does he even need a sidekick? He gets his nephew to do all the jobs I should be doing- coming along on missions to save the world, saving the damsel in distress (then marrying her) etc. All I ever do is what the maid should be doing, but, instead, she's picking out a dress for her wedding to my boss! What am I going to do? I hate my job, especially when I get paid my monthly wage in pennies. And extra especially when I'm working for free. My boss makes me feel so stupid, sometimes.
Diary Of A Sidekick • Opuss № I