7 October 2012
We're the British floor people, That's a thought for you to chew, We will nip at every ankle, While the crowd is passing through.
We will roll about in laughter, Screaming "catch me if you can!" We're those 'British floor people' That you heard of from your nan.
We go down in carpet history, We're Britain's biggest hit, So, if anyone wants something cool, Us floor people are it.
Floor People • Opuss № I