6 August 2012
Machine: Thank you for calling Doctors&Co. You are currently caller number <<Thirty Two>>. If you wish to request a repeat prescription, please press <<1>>, if you wish to report a problem, please press <<42>>, if you wish to speak to a representative, please press <<9>>.
*Caller presses nine*
Machine: Thank you for pressing <<9>>. If you wish to speak to a live representative, please press <<1>> for our basic hotline. If you wish to speak to a representative that has passed on, please press <<2>> for our Medium's hotline.
*Caller presses one*
Machine: Please hold.
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Operator: Thank you for holding, I am a live representative for Doctors&Co., how may I help you.
Caller: Yes, finally, I'm saying everything backwards and I need help.
Operator: But you are not speaking backwards.
Caller: I have a serious disease and I demand a cure, now!
Operator: But you have no disease.
Caller: Do you not understand, it is HIGHLY contagious! We're all speaking backwards!
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Operator: Please hold for a Mental Psychiatrist.
Caller: You are not being helpful.
*Operator hangs up*
Caller: Pointless was that well.
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