7 August 2012
Naughty Nic has come for cheese,
She's dropped a thank you and a please,
Her knickers, tie-dyed black and red,
She'll make the grannies make her bed,
So, welcome to the land of beer,
And cookies, sounding real good here,
We've all the lattes you could drink,
And oh, contrare, we do not stink!
Your dragon has a place to stay,
And even has a place to play,
The D-Mobile, why not the Nic?
The Nic-Mobile, now that's a fit!
Come over, have some beer and cheese,
The Nic-Mobile is here for thee.
Naughty Nic|CheeseBattle • Opuss № I